I pit my skull.

The BBQ Pit
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Why can I predict the stinking weather with the interior gloop of my cranium by the way it throbs from barometric pressure changes?

Fuck. Damn. Shit. Cocksucking, baby seal clubbing puppy fucking goat felching ass hair yanking nose picking SHIT Fuckers.

Why do the assholes in this world never get a headache? Whereas nice, decent , mind my own business semi-assholes like myself get them all the freakin’ time.

Mother Nature & God hate me.

I could be downstairs watching my guilty pleasure of " The Apprentice" BUT NO FUCKING WAY. It’s the only GD TV I watch for big people all week. It is too much to farking ask?

Mother Nature in her superior bitchiness has decided to lay a pressure drop, dump some snow, and the right side of my skull feels like it is going to freakin’ crack.

Am I being punished for something?

I am going to go boil myself like a lobster in the scalding hot bathtub while waiting for my medicine to kick in. Wallowing in self pity the entire time.
In closing, ShitFuckDamn.

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Would you rather be able to detect weather patterns with, say, your scrotum?

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Yup, I know what you mean. Spring will be here shortly and seven months of allergies to follow.

Absent headaches and allergies, their lives are boring. They have to liven it up somehow. Being an asshole takes very little effort.

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Maybe its easy for you, fucker, but I work damn hard at what I do. Its very uncomfortable shitting into a urinal when twenty years of programming make tell you to do it in a toilet.

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Oh, this is beautiful wipes tear from eye

Max :slight_smile:

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Well, I don’t pit your skull, Shirley. I’ve seen some pretty cool comments transferred from your skull to the SDMB pages over the past few years.

Sorry about the headaches, though.

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Thank you ** JCOM **. The only thing that keeps me from taking a Dewalt drill to my cranium to relieve the pressure is I want to remain mostly sane to find out what happened to Bubba.

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Mr. Clawbane has a migraine at the moment too. Oddly enough, I don’t have a headache, but my sinuses are plugged and my balance is off. I took preventative measures and took Sudafed and extra strength acetaminophen. Hope your headache is better now.