I pit my woo woo ultracon co-worker

[Gedd]

@bump

One would think that an affair with Hillary Clinton would be its own punishment…

Dissing Bill’s wife? You just put a big ol’ target on your back . . .

[Chimera]

Four word to repeat, as often as needed, every time he opens his mouth.

Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

Seriously. Every goddamned time he starts running his mouth, tell him to shut the fuck up, then either leave the area or turn your back and ignore him.

[purplehorseshoe]

@Wheelz

Well, you’ve found that it’s pointless to try to argue or even have a discussion with him. The next option is open mockery.

Him: “Bill Clinton had Vince Foster killed because he had an affair with Hillary!”
You: “Yeah, and he hired the Invisible Space Alien hit men to do it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”

Him: “The bombings in Korea wouldn’t have happened if McCain had been elected!”
You: “You’re right, he would have put a stop to the Secret Medical Testing in South Korea so the North wouldn’t have had to destroy the evidence. BWAHAWHAWHAW!!!”

Sure he’ll think you’re an asshole, but it’ll be fun.

More fun: leave out the “Bwahahaha” part and deliver your lines in a dead-serious voice. Be a little hushed, and occasionally, look around furtively.

[ElvisL1ves]

@Scuba_Ben

(Can anybody come up with a more wacky conspiracy claim? )

Look up any thread started by jetblast.

[Shmendrik]

@Chimera

Four word to repeat, as often as needed, every time he opens his mouth.

Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

Seriously. Every goddamned time he starts running his mouth, tell him to shut the fuck up, then either leave the area or turn your back and ignore him.

People have no subtlety nowadays. If I were in the OP’s situation, I would be deliberately obtuse. Agree with everything he says, and expand it to conclude the exact opposite of his point. Eventually he’ll get too frustrated to talk to you.

[Neidhart]

He’s the perfect Orwellian doubleplusgood duckspeaker!

[PlainJain]

@Miller

Plus, he wounded Rene Descartes.

Were I the sig kinda gal this, methinks, would be it.