I Pit Myself for Being a Rude Anus

Because of certain events over the past nine months, I have been through some profound changes and have rediscovered my Christian faith.
That made me realize that I have been a member of this board for a fairly long time and over the course of the years I have been viciously rude to several members. Specifically:
About 10 or 12 years, I wished death to Monty in a thread that inspired the rule: “Do not threaten harm or wish death on another poster.” Monty, what I said was inexcusably rude and I humbly beg your forgiveness. If you choose not to give it, I don’t blame you in the slightest.
Last summer, in one of the threads about the U.S. intervention in Libya, I insulted Shayna, Bricker, Starving Artist, and quite possibly several other posters. I beg your forgiveness. I don’t apologize for my political opinions, but I do apologize for insulting you.
If there is anyone else out there that I have been rude to (I’m sure there is, but at age 52 my memory ain’t what it used to be and I cannot remember any more names), I apologize and promise I will try to be a much more considerate poster in the future.
Please feel free to flame me all you like.

For fuck sake, how about links, you idiot!

You’re being damned rude to me right now with this lame ass pitting. :stuck_out_tongue:

Religion sure does turn some people into complete fucking pussies.

I’m pretty sure you’ve never been rude to me, but my memory isn’t so hot either.

Maybe the pit wasn’t the best place for this thread, as you may as well have hung a big 'ol KICK ME sign on your back. That being said, good onya.

Which step is this?

The one into the mud.

First of all, I assure you I forgive you, an easy task since I don’t even specifically recall the insult. I undoubtedly took it in stride, but I certainly appreciate the thought that led to this post of yours, and thank you in turn for it.

And of course I’m pleased to hear that your faith has found you. The Holy Spirit moves in ways that are difficult to understand, and this week, as we think back to the resurrection of Christ, is an excellent time to reconnect with the faith that is within us and the sacrifices He made for us.

Your kind words are much appreciated!

Apparently I wasn’t deserving of being insulted in that thread, which is pretty damn insulting.

The OP said that Christian faith had been rediscovered, and was involved in the starting of this thread; so a big 'ol KICK ME sign on the back might possibly be the desired result.

“Neither do I condemn you; go and sin no more.”

Copyright has expired on that one.

I think you’d propably turn out to be an OK guy even without the imaginary best friend.

If there’s a 12 step program for regaining my Christian faith, I’m really going to procrastinate on it then.

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Moved from the Pit to MPSIMS.
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You are apologizing for being a rude anus after rediscovering your Christian faith, right? That means you had it once before, then turned into a rude anus, right? Now you are returning to the very same Christian faith that turned you into a rude anus before, right? I predict a sanctimonious anus will be the result.

I for one take this as completely sincere, I am appalled that you would attack someone for an apology. I am an Atheist so this has nothing to do with faith, just a little bit of being Human
Cheers

Bricker: Thank you very much.

TriPolar: I become a rude anus because I became embittered in my early 30’s for reasons that had nothing to do with a faith I had already lost. I very much hope I don’t become sanctimonious.

hugs
I’m not a Christian, nor am I likely someone you insulted.
But good luck on your path, and may you find your bliss.

Wow. I’m speechless.

I’m never speechless. I guess there is a god.