I Pit Myself For Thinking This Is Funny

[Aankh]

@BrainGlutton

Isn’t it ironic, don’tcha think?

Ass.

First comment to make me chuckle in this thread. That is, not counting the stolid Chamber of Commerce one from the article in the OP. That was funny!

To be fair to them, though, I’m sure the reporter cut out all the obligatory sop about ‘regrettable incident’, ‘proper enquiries’, ‘work with the unions’ etc and just used the bit he did because of the international angle. International is big in India these days, with good reason. So I blame poor editing!

LEAVE THE WHATEVER CHAMBER OF COMMERCE ALONE!

</that weepy mascara-ed Britney Spears video fellow>

[Gary_Robson]

I confess - I see the irony in the statement about sullying India’s image.

HOWEVER:

@Jack_Batty

Fat-cat CEO controls the fate of the hoi-polloi, but the hoi-polloi swings it back and brings fat-cat CEO to his fate.

You know, I read the entire article, and didn’t see any evidence whatsoever that the CEO was a fat-cat.

We have an ugly stereotype that all CEOs run Fortune-500 companies and have the ethics of the AIG morons and crooks. The VAST majority of CEOs run small or medium companies, and I’ve seen no evidence that their average ethics are any worse than the people who work for them. Many of the CEOs that I know (including myself at various times in my life) have invested everything they own in getting the company running. At one point, I was the lowest-paid employee in my own company, and I know quite a few CEOs that have forfeited or delayed their own pay to try to avoid having to fire people.

So I see no humor in a man that’s trying to do his job well, take care of his family, and help 100 former employees by finding a way to reinstate their jobs getting beaten to death by the people he’s trying to help.

[Jack_Batty]

@InvisibleWombat

You know, I read the entire article, and didn’t see any evidence whatsoever that the CEO was a fat-cat.

Jesus. You people take things way to fucking literally. Look at it from 10,000 feet down.

CEO.
Workers.
Fate.
Irony.

I’m not digging into the guys friggin’ tax returns. I’m making a general statement about irony. If a member of Greenpeace was swallowed whole by a beluga whale, I wouldn’t be checking to see if he had dreadlocks or not before pointing out the irony.

[asterion]

@Rand_Rover

Sure. See, a person is absolutely entitled to his or her job for life. Therefore, when an employer fires an employee, the employer has done something bad to the employee, which of course justifies the employees doing something bad to the employer.
In other words, it’s like RAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNN on you wedding day.

Honestly, I don’t think I’d want Rain playing my reception.

[Marley23]

@Jack_Batty

If a member of Greenpeace was swallowed whole by a beluga whale, I wouldn’t be checking to see if he had dreadlocks or not before pointing out the irony.

That’d actually be funny, though. Dreads wouldn’t make a difference in that story, but the status of the CEO does matter if you call him a fat cat.

[Jack_Batty]

@Marley23

That’d actually be funny, though. Dreads wouldn’t make a difference in that story, but the status of the CEO does matter if you call him a fat cat.

You would think it’s funny that a young man and/or woman, with or without dreadlocks lost his life while serving such a noble mission? Don’t you think his/her mother would be sad?

How do you sleep at night?

[Marley23]

@Jack_Batty

You would think it’s funny that a young man and/or woman, with or without dreadlocks lost his life while serving such a noble mission?

Only if he was eaten by a whale. Or pecked to death by penguins. Preferably while on an acid trip in which friendly penguins showed him the secret to inner peace.

[Rand_Rover]

@Binarydrone

When you get into reading the details, you know the actual human being who had a family, loved his mother, who’s favorite color was blue and was working to cure cancer and stop all bad things in his spare time, naturally it is not funny. Conceptually, though, the idea of workers putting the smackdown on the filthy capitalist that fired them is pretty goddamn hilarious. I think that you people that are just SHOCKED (SHOCKED!) that anyone could find this funny are straight up being dishonest and should be ashamed of yourselves.

In other words, you are such a hippy douchebag that you can’t understand that not eveyone is a hippy douchebag.

BTW, I’ll use “hippy” instead of “liberal” if that makes the non-hippy liberals feel better.

[Binarydrone]

@Rand_Rover

In other words, you are such a hippy douchebag that you can’t understand that not eveyone is a hippy douchebag.

BTW, I’ll use “hippy” instead of “liberal” if that makes the non-hippy liberals feel better.

Do you have an asshole to english translation? I have no idea what you are on about.

[BrainGlutton]

@Jack_Batty

You would think it’s funny that a young man and/or woman, with or without dreadlocks lost his life while serving such a noble mission? Don’t you think his/her mother would be sad?

How do you sleep at night?

:dubious: Is this a whoosh? You must be a horribly dull and humor-impaired person, if it is such a strange and new concept to you that genuinely tragic and lamentable events can also be funny.

[Rand_Rover]

@Binarydrone

Do you have an asshole to english translation? I have no idea what you are on about.

Huh? I was responding to the last part of your post( the SHOCKED part).

[Hazle_Weatherfield]

Re: the OP’s title…no you don’t…

[Jack_Batty]

@BrainGlutton

:dubious: Is this a whoosh? You must be a horribly dull and humor-impaired person, if it is such a strange and new concept to you that genuinely tragic and lamentable events can also be funny.

I’ll take “Whoosh” for 2,000, Alex.

[tdn]

Rand Rover, why do you have such a hard on for hippies?

[NurseCarmen]

I don’t think it’s funny.

If it was at a call center, and everyone in the mob was named Mike or Steve…THAT, my friends, would have been comedy gold. As it stands, I require my funny to be funny. And since I have a son near the age of the victim’s son, I only find myself depressed.

[Taber]

@Cheesesteak

This would be somewhat more appropriate if we were talking about a CEO who bought up the company and fired all the workers in order to sell the assets and line his pockets. This is more of a situation where a CEO fired a bunch of thugs for being thugs, then had the poor judgment to actually discuss the situation with the thugs in person, and try to come up with a decent resolution.

Funnily enough, the violent thug story is much more ironic than the fat cat capitalist story.

[Rand_Rover]

@tdn

Rand Rover, why do you have such a hard on for hippies?

The people that are all “it’s the corporations, man” really chap my hide

[Jack_Batty]

@Rand_Rover

The people that are all “it’s the corporations, man” really chap my hide

Have you tried Bag Balm?

[WhyNot]

@Jack_Batty

Have you tried Bag Balm?

No no. Here, try my hemp oil moisturizer. It’s patchouli scented!

[Hamlet]

@Binarydrone

Shocked you are! Clutching your pearls ever. That anyone could be so insensitive. :rolleyes:

I’m not shocked that people are assholes. I’m not even shocked when you are. These are just facts of life.