I pit myself

The BBQ Pit
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For Being a spacey idiot.

I live about 45 minutes away from where I work, and I take the bus in (saves money on gas). After arriving at the park and ride, I realized I left my keys at work. Completely pissed, I called my manager to tell him I was on my way back (he laughed at me). I hopped on the next bus back to Seattle. Half way there I realized I left my change purse in the phone booth. I had about $10 worth of change in there. Fucking fuckity fuck fuck fuck.
I get to work and grab my keys, then I take out my wallet to get some bus fair because I managed to lose my transfer in the last 3 minutes. I leave without my wallet.

I return after I walked half way to my bus stop, co-workers laughed at me (I was admittingly in good humor about it), grabbed my damn wallet, and caught the bus.

I get back to my bus stop and check the phone bus with weak hopes in finding my change purse. No such luck. I made some guys day. Now I am without a fairly large portion of my bus funding…GRRR.

Lame rant, but I’m irritated at myself.

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You should invest in some pockets.

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For you, a wallet chain would not merely be an annoying affectation.

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friedo, I’ll see your pockets, and raise you a car.

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RNATB

Maybe this’ll make you feel a little bit better. The other day I was building some shit for somebody…I don’t even recall now WTF it was. I just remember that fucking dull ass saw blade on my compound saw jumped in my hand and cut the fucking end off my left index finger. GODDAMMIT that hurt like a SOB.
I managed to keep my shit together though…hmm :rolleyes:
I stuck it back on and I’ve been peroxiding the hell out of it. Taped it on with gauze and triple antibiotic salve and it looks like it’s gonna work. It’s a bit stiff but I figure I’m lucky to have it at all.

Ten bucks? Is that what you’re bitching about? :stuck_out_tongue:

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AfterAugust that was supposed to be intended for you. Sorry RNATB, my finger is still a bit sore and kinda distracts me when I try to type.

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AfterAugust accuses:

Bolding mine.

It was a sheila that found and kept your purse, not a guy.

Hope tomorrow is better for you. At least you give your colleagues something of humour to cogitate on.

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Jeez, good thing your dick’s permanently attatched, huh? Otherwise, I’d be scared to go to the bathroom if I were you. You’d probably leave that behind on the urinal or sink counter. :wink:

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Hmmm, all no’s on that since I’m female.

Oh yes, and thank God my punctuation was corrected, everyone can sleep easier now. :wink:

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If you work in downtown Seattle, there is very little point in driving (unless you are filthy rich and can afford to pay for the parking).

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:eek: Are you serious? You cut off the tip of your finger and stuck it back on yourself?

Or have I been majorly whooshed? :mad:

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You pitted yourself, so obviously you are in need of a good flaming. So here goes.

You are a vile, putrid excresence exuded from a festering boil on the ass of the universe. One exhibiting such insane stupidity is not worthy of existence on this dimensional plane.

How’d I do?

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Depends on how much was cut off. I damn near cut 1/8" off the tip of my left index finger and did pretty much the same thing.

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She said this whole thing started “After arriving at the park and ride…” I think she already has a car, but takes the bus into the city because it’s cheaper (whether that’s because of gas or parking I don’t know).
What a truly fucked up day. Damn, makes me feel a little better about mine.

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I wish…try about a half an inch! All the way back to where my fingernail starts. In all honesty it didn’t come completely off. The skin on top was still connected. Right between the first knuckle and the nail. I had to take an exacto knife night before last and cut the nail loose. I kept waiting for it to come off but it wouldn’t and I couldn’t take it anymore. So I got a glass of icewater and soaked the finger until it got numb and I’d cut a little bit off the quick. Numb it some more and keep going until I got the nail off. I’ve been putting pure Vitamin E on it and keeping it as clean as possible. Looks pretty damned good except for the missing fingernail.

I wish.

Shit…man I thought you were talking to me. That’s NOT EVEN FUNNY sheesh a finger I can deal with but not that. :eek:

Hey, I got lucky. I should’ve known better too. I was having one of those fucking days myself. Usually I just stop and find something else to do when those days start. I guarantee ya next time I wake up and everything turns to shit…I’m going back to bed. Fuck it.
Who’s rant was this anyway? :wink:

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Sorry guys that was supposed to be.

Man I got a daughter and a wife BOTH with Muscular Dystrophy, that means NO insurance (pre-existing condition) no f***ing money because of medical expenses and I’ve got to work. I don’t/didn’t have a damned choice.

note: It’s kinda hard to type when you’ve got somebody rambling (about who knows what) in your ear at the same time.