I pit New Yorkers who BAWWWW

I’ve been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is an asshole, as you clearly are, do you know that you’re an asshole? Maybe you’re just sitting around, reading Mein Kampf, masturbating in your own feces. Do you just stop and go, “Wow! It is amazing how big an asshole I really am!”? Yeah, do you guys do that?

Apologies to David Fincher

Offensive graphic removed.

samclem

That’s totally NSFW. Not cool.

I’ll never look at an “@” the same again.

Can someone explain what all the German is about? What have I missed?

Fear of the Dark ist ein dusche hinter.

Better?

Well, we were just kicking the troll around in part for putting some German phrases in his posts and then he claimed he’s not German and then I posted a modified quote from Seven and then Simple Linctus posted some NSFW ASCII art and then I noticed the man’s nipple was made from an “@” symbol and then you asked what’s going on.

Pretty standard pit thread, really.

I suppose the asshole could be Austrian… They’ve done a pretty good job of translating their assholishness across cultural boundaries, have to give them that much credit. :dubious:

Simple Lintus. No matter the OP is a troll and an ass, you can’t post a NSFW offensive ascii graphic on this board.

This is another official warning.

samclem, moderator

Don’t let Hurricane Fear of the Dark claim innocent victims, folks.

Would that be the innocent victim Simple Linctus?

He’s a shower behind? :confused:

“behind shower” = “douchebag” is what I’m thinking.

I didn’t see what Simple Linctus posted, nor am I familiar with his/her posting history, so my comment did not concern him or your actions towards him. I was speaking to the phenomenon of at least one poster getting caught up and illustrating the object of trolling whenever such a thing happens, and gently asking others not to take the bait. Thanks for asking for clarification.

That would be it - according to my neighbor at least.

I have never been to New York, and so far as I know have no ties to the place. About all I know about it is what I see in the media.

That said, yes, if you’re rejoicing in a natural disaster and human suffering, you ARE an ass.

I’m hearing the title of this thread as a douchey sentence suddenly cut short by the “Inception” sound effect:

“I pit New Yorkers who --”
BAWWWW!!
(followed by Joseph Gordon-Levitt floating down the hallway in slow motion)

This entire thread is a banquet for one troll. Well done.

If a hurricane gets him this excited at the misery of New Yorkers, he must’ve masterbated like a motherfuck for WEEKS after 9/11. The thought of it still probably gives him a stiffie.

You know, I heard that a lot of Jews in NYC stayed away from work on 10/30. Who do you think warned them? I’m no conspiracy nut, but I’m just saying.