Just tell them you’re taking dictation.
snort
Are all the double entendres in this on purpose, or some deep, dark, hidden Freudian issues?
I haven’t had a laugh like this in weeks…
Penis posts suck!
I say we cut them off!
Or at least keep them from blowing up in our faces…
casts about for another innuendo
Hmm, I seem to have blown my load.
(Actually I was a bit pissed off when my coworker spotted my window open to MPSIMS, and there were at least two “penis” threads. Enough already!
Just be glad they aren’t circumcision threads. There’s always such a flap around that topic.
Having preciously posted on my penis (which hurts, btw), I must protest the panning of penis posts. Penis posts proclaim the pursuit of passionate pleasures portrayed poignantly against a panoply of plumbing problems.
Remember, a day without a penis is a day without pleasure.
Precisely! Penis posts pit poster against poster perfectly. Pity the poor pigheaded pugilist who seeks to prohibit penis posts.
Roger reeks of repression.
This is the ballsiest thread I’ve seen in a long time.
I think you’ve gone nuts.
That’s some amazingly astute alliteration which actually has led me to have an awestrikingly astonished admiration for you.
Different strokes for different folks, I guess.
So this guy sees a pirate with a ship’s wheel sticking out of his pants…
I preferred the Facts of Life.
I tried to post this last night, but the graveyard shift hamsters decided to take their lunch break just when I hit submit.
largely do to the large numbers of scantily clad female posters at this time of year
Too quickly, which makes them very unsatisfying
If they are functioning properly, they don’t require dope to straighten them. Under the right circumstances, that just sort of happens on its own.
the were when they started, but then they lost their shape. See above.
mostly willy
and therein lies the rub.
Sure you want to do that, roger?
I didn’t think it was possible, but penis threads both blow AND suck.
That’s why I never post to them.
;j
looks like a little condom headed tallywhacker, now don’t he?
Ah… memories
Vandal with foot long pecker terrorizes small town!
“We were staring at it because it was just so big”
Pleased that my prose has performed perfectly, I plead that my penis parforms as poetically. I will proudly post my pecadillos.
Heh. “Floating out of your orifice.”
What?
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Stupid broken board wouldn’t allow a single uppercase letter!
I think you might need to see Qadgop about that son!
Jesus! The last place I’d go for a penis inspection would be a PRISON!