I pit people that neither like nor hate metal

Wait. Every month is Rape Month? Doesn’t anybody just pillage anymore?

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This thread is full ov win and fail.

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Fiberglass is neither a glass nor a fiber. Discuss.
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Burn the fibreglass denier!

I can’t work out if Iron Butterfly are metal, underground, or psychadelic.

Munderdelic, innit.

Oh no! I better wrap myself up with aluminium first before you burn me with fyre.

An aluminum hat should provide all the protection you need – from anything at all.

Ya mean we’re NOT gonna take it, right?

I endorse this pitting. Or whatever.
wanders off banging head

Nobody gets to call me Sonny except my mum. And you, now. But not even my mum either. So there.

Oh Bambro? There’s a thread for people like you.

Question is, where does your Mum stand on the metal issue?

You seriously telling me that thread wasn’t parodying something?

Won’t decide which way it wants to go. Also a big show-off and won’t hesitate to attract sorts like itself! Disgusting. :mad:

To be honest, it was the first of the metal threads I saw when I woke up this morning. It’s like knowing a song for a long time and then finding out it’s actually a cover of a 20 year old song. In your head, the ‘cover’ will always be the original.

Besides, I didn’t really feel like researching it. I wasn’t even planning on clicking on it. I figured it was someone whining about James Durbin losing AI, but the hover text proved me wrong. I skimmed through it, didn’t really read it, saw lots of quotes and moved on.

Yeah, I think I’ll just go embrace the noble gasses for a while until someone explains what the hell’s going on.

I’d like to stand on the metal issue but Philippe is already standing on it.

We like rape.

Where are the white women at?

[Moderating]

Fun’s fun, guys, but we don’t want the whole front page of the Pit taken up with joke threads. I have merged eight threads here in order to maximize confusion.

Also, when starting a parody Pit thread please provide a link to the original thread.

Colibri
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