What is steel compared to the hand that wields it?
Sorry about not linking them previously, however metallic or non-metallic that may be.
One thing I’m not sorry about, though, is getting to be the thread into which all other threads are merged. Who D’King? Boo-yah! Take that, Most Interesting Man In The World!
Ouch.
Hey the Swiss gave us Krokus!
Merge tiem
Thou shalt not metal in the affairs of moderators, for they are subtle and quick to anger.
I bow to thy mettle, my orc.
I also pit people who don’t like:
Metaphysics, Myrtle Beach, metagalaxies, medals, mortals, metaphors, meatballs, mescal, meteors, Meddle, metamorphoscopes, and metalepsis.
However…
I pit people who like:
Methane, Motel 6, The Mentalist, minotaurs, Midol, meddling, mad owls, medulization and Weird Al.
,
Such as this one
There can be only one.
No, six or seven was too many to go through to find which was first. Come to think of it, I was parodying them all. It’s not my fault some of them were parodying others. 
I pit people
Subtle?:dubious:
I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for those metaling kids!
I love you.
[Mortal Kombat]MERGE HIM![/MK]
If joke threads are not allowed in the pit, why is this one still here? Just curious.
Pit me…after all, I can tolerate it.