i pit Satan

Does that mean the global population should just do a good deed every day, or somehow eradicate the inherrent apelike savagery we display and/or sublimate by nature?

Hey, Omegaman, **Diogenes **has asked you a question. Why don’t you answer it? It’s a good one, and a good answer would get all these devil worshippers off your back.

Mere speculation, but perhaps it means “all of my switchblade knives, Saturday Night Specials, brass knuckles, rolls of quarters, and sand-filled socks will be out of storage, and ready for deployment.”

Do you think people aren’t responsible for thier own actions ? Thats weak. It’s your will . Satan just gives you that stupid ass idea, that little nudge the weak minded need to pushed into doing bad and evil shit . You see the people after they have done thier deeds and they look okay to you , correct? Usually they have some dumbass or bullshit reason why , they were abused , my mommy didn’t love me , whatever . But still they did it anyway. Why ? Because they are easily confused by that shit eating fucker. And do I think only good has been done in Gods name ? Ummmmm, No. Still men decide , with thier egos and thier hate and thier vendettas all things that they carry in thier hearts just like you and I .What they have done is what they have done. What you will do , you will do . Only I can decide what I will do . But be sure it will be the right thing . How will you or i know ? It’s in the words Jesus spoke while he was among us . It is all I have to guide me while I walk this earth and deal with all the hate , anger and insults and judgements that are thrown around here .

I would like to respond to all of my fellow posters (whom some i respect a great deal) comments individually , but alot of them are just hateful and trying to get me to act like a fool.

That’s what that greasy shitbag Satan would like .

So fire away matey, I can take it all and o, so much more.

As apparentley Diogenes has his pocket turned out for you , perhaps you could clarify it for me . If you’re refering to Jesus making Satan disappear , Jesus isn’t here now. I’m not a scholar or particularly learned but i believe this is in the Bible, no?

Great, you can start by answering my own question. Why doesn’t God make Satan disappear right now?

Their. Seriously dude… their. Unless it’s there. Or they’re.

God is in the details.

Every time I see the thread title, it makes me think of some Net-Slang version of the Baptismal responses:

“Do you pit Satan?”

“I do”

“And all his works?”

I just love this. I think this will be my new phrase whenever I’m feeling argumentative.

Yeah? I have the ass to back that up all the way to the end. Do you? Eh?"

April wine tapple cannon block.

I thought I’d point out that the whole “reign in Hell…serve in Heaven” thing was in a bit of doggerel by John Milton. He predated that little heavy metal fiasco by a bit.

What do you mean by “here?” I thought God was omnipresent. Is that not true? if that’s not true, does God lose his omnipotence if he’s not “here” (wherever “here” is)?

Or is Jesus not God?

No, actually. It isn’t.

On the face of it, I have no idea whether that’s some kind of threat, or just the foam-flecked rant of a madman, but taken in the context of your other posts, it’s clearer.

Honestly, you’re doing just fine without us.

Maybe Santa is giving him a little push.

Well, first, I’d like to thank **Diogenes **for turning his pocket out for me. We have had our dust-ups, but it is gratifying to know that when the chips are down, he will go the extra mile and flap a bit of fabric in my general direction. (Sniff) Dio, that’s beautiful man!
If Jesus is not here now, where is he?
As for biblical scholarship, if you really want to know stuff, one of the best teachers around is in this very thread. I’m not kidding. **Dio **knows his shit, and will gladly enlighten you, if you so desire. All ya gotta do is ask. Again, this is not a joke.

I can see that tomorrow I’m going have to do a search on this guy and see if all his posts read this way… or whether he’s had a sudden attack of oxygen deprivation.

But first, sleep: I don’t want to start matching our OP’s grammatical style any time soon. :smiley:

Truly, it is said that the devil is in the details, tdn. :smiley:

He’s coaching.

It’s a prison term . It’s how the meaner guys identify thier girlfriends. It’s not pretty , but you asked.

Why would you think it’s a threat ? Don’t be so scared , dude. Nobodys going to hurt you .