Omegaman says Satan.
I say it’s probably the 8-month old who was suspiciously still alive. It’s more likely than Satan, anyway.
[QUOTE=Mindfield]
I just love this. I think this will be my new phrase whenever I’m feeling argumentative.
Yeah? I have the ass to back that up all the way to the end. Do you? Eh?"
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You should speak to some of the cops around here or the firefighters. They know what i’m refering to.
[QUOTE=Omegaman]
It’s a prison term . It’s how the meaner guys identify thier girlfriends. It’s not pretty , but you asked.
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So, you’re Satan’s girlfriend? Or is Satan yours? No matter, really. It works out to the same thing in the end.
Does your pal Jesus know? I’ve heard he’s a bit of a jealous God, and all.
It would seem that you’re more of an expert on prison sex than on Biblical scholarship.
Should I ask … no, never mind. Not going there.
[QUOTE=Omegaman]
So fire away matey, I can take it all and o, so much more.
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Are you coming on to me?
I’m very tempted to engage Dio in debate (with full knowledge that I’ll get pwned of course), but I’m going to hold off in a desperate attempt to see if the OP will try for himself.
[QUOTE=Omegaman]
Why would you think it’s a threat ? Don’t be so scared , dude. Nobodys going to hurt you .
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I’m not actually scared. I might be scared if you were acting as batshit crazy as this right in the same room as me, but there’s an ocean and a whole lot of ground in between you and me, so I have no reason to be scared. Bemused, yes.
[QUOTE=Autolycus]
Are you coming on to me?
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We all are, honey.
[QUOTE=The King of Soup]
Well, I’d forgive you all your spelling and capitalization and usage and grammatical errors in favor of unbridled amazement that you could type at all, under those conditions, providing, of course, that I believed you.
My definition of “trifling” includes mocking and wasting time. Looks to me like you’re mocking Satan and (unless an SDMB Pit thread is part of Christian eschatology) wasting his time. Wasting ours, of course, is de rigeur, which is why this thread hasn’t already vanished.
Okay…
Not so okay. Evil alone is not evidence of Satan’s presence.
Kid, nobody likes a name-dropper.
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You’re not invisible. Got to sleep sometime . I have always admired your writing skill. I hope you put it to good use in real life. And I’m sure you could quote definitions from a dictionary like some religious people can quote scripture from the bible but does it make the words any clearer to see or and truer ? Perhaps. like i say, i’m not a learned man just a man trying to do the right thing with the little time i have left on this world.Everyone does what they think is right (mostly) so when the time comes we will all see what happens wont we ?
Keep the insults coming boys and girls . I will try to keep up but I have work to do around the house . I’m on vacation this week. So i’ll field your precious turds of wisdom when i get the time.
Precious turds of wisdom. Man, that shit kills me. 
Wheres **Oakminster ** when you need him . He had a killer sense of humor.
[QUOTE=Autolycus]
Are you coming on to me?
I’m very tempted to engage Dio in debate (with full knowledge that I’ll get pwned of course), but I’m going to hold off in a desperate attempt to see if the OP will try for himself.
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No.. Why , did you lose the ladle ?
[QUOTE=Omegaman]
It’s a prison term . It’s how the meaner guys identify thier girlfriends. It’s not pretty , but you asked.
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Which ones have their pockets turned out, the doms or the subs? Which one am I in your analogy? Are you calling ME a bitch or Contra?
Have you thought of an answer to my other question yet?
[QUOTE=Omegaman]
No.. Why , did you lose the ladle ?
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That greasy shitstain Satan made me do it.
[QUOTE=Mangetout]
I’m not actually scared. I might be scared if you were acting as batshit crazy as this right in the same room as me, but there’s an ocean and a whole lot of ground in between you and me, so I have no reason to be scared. Bemused, yes.
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Well good . Iv’e always though you English guys had some pretty fair sized balls anyway . Assuming thats where your at . How does it go ? The sun never sets on the British Empire ? Just the word empire is kind of regal. Kings, Queens , knights etc. It’s always sounded pretty cool to me. When people ask what nationality i am i tell them taxpayer, because i’m white (almost to the point of transparency , big and ugly) and i dont really know for sure. What i do know is i payed 25,000 in federal tax last year and had to pay still more so that about sums it up. It makes me feel real good knowing i can keep my fellow countrymen in tanks and humvees to kill other huming beings who didn’t do shit to me or any body else as far as i can tell . But what do i know. I’m just a dumbass taxpayer who spent 15 bucks to join this board to learn something that i can’t learn anywhere else.I’m getting an education and a lot of free hate and insults that people are normally scared to hurl at me on the street. Like i say , i’m big , ugly and a pretty scary fucker in real life . I like it mostly. I make an excellent living, have a nice wife , who i spoil rotten, no kids (bad seed i guess -probably best if you could see me you’ld understand why) but doing okay otherwise. Like i say , you guys will never make me feel like shit or stop saying what i’m going to say because iv’e gotten all that stupid petty bullshit out of the way in my 40 years already spent here. So keep it coming . I’ll keep the light on for ya.
[QUOTE=Hung Mung]
I thought I’d point out that the whole “reign in Hell…serve in Heaven” thing was in a bit of doggerel by John Milton. He predated that little heavy metal fiasco by a bit.
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Yeah, but he was shit on the guitar.
Others have insulted you but I haven’t. I just asked you to clarify something about your own theological beliefs and you intimated that I was a prison bitch. You’ve also ignored the question.
Here’s a hint, though. If you want to witness without being insulted, do it in GD (the designated forum for witnessing) and not in the Pit. Witnessing in the Pit is just begging for ridicule here.
[QUOTE=Omegaman]
I pit Satan . Filthy piece of refuse from heaven cast into our midst…
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Pssst…Omegaman, you’re wasting your time. Satan doesn’t exist.
Try pitting Bush instead.
[QUOTE=Omegaman]
Wheres **Oakminster ** when you need him . He had a killer sense of humor.
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snerk
He took his toys and ran away like a whiny pussy when his “killer sense of humor” was Pitted, is where. Guess he couldn’t take a joke.
[QUOTE=Omegaman]
I’ll keep the light on for ya.
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Great. Now I’ll have the Moody Blues and “Lights to Fight Satan” stuck in my head all day.
[QUOTE=Contrapuntal]
Well, first, I’d like to thank **Diogenes **for turning his pocket out for me. We have had our dust-ups, but it is gratifying to know that when the chips are down, he will go the extra mile and flap a bit of fabric in my general direction. (Sniff) Dio, that’s beautiful man!
If Jesus is not here now, where is he?
As for biblical scholarship, if you really want to know stuff, one of the best teachers around is in this very thread. I’m not kidding. **Dio **knows his shit, and will gladly enlighten you, if you so desire. All ya gotta do is ask. Again, this is not a joke.
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Jesus will be back. You have to wait for it . Thats right …wait for it ..wait for it…wait for it . He’ll be glad to know you eagerly anticipate his arrival.
And … If i want to know stuff i read the New Testament. And also what is written here . I have seen Dios work and Polycarps work and your work as well. I have also seen people like badchad and ppr . Kind of hateful little kiddies if you ask me but they kind of took care of themselves did’nt they? And perhaps i will too.I’ll let you in on a little secret though. I haven’t seen any e-mails from mods about this thread or anything else i’ve done here and i’m sure they know me by now . Because of my pal Jesus and all. So i hope i’ve addressed you to you’re satisfaction but if not , i’m sorry, i’m done playing with you now.
No hard feelings ?
Omegaman, you’re not really Stephen Baldwin are you?
So let me see if I’ve distilled this right.
Satan is bad.
God is divine (not Harris Milstead)
Turned-out pockets lead to backed-up asses belonging to cops and firemen.
Dio is a bitch.
Omegaman is a nutter and possibly Stephen Baldwin.
There is no ladle.
Mackdonna handheld shoehorn butterhorse, but not Dan Marino because he’s the wrong kind of Dolphin.
Does that pretty much cover it?