…because everyone should be pitted at least once before they go. 
Hope all goes well in your Dope-free days, S.
I pit him for when his hypothetical thread titles fooled me into thinking they were based on a real-life situation.
Uh, that’s about all I got.
(I mean, they were his actual thread titles, but the threads themselves were… oh forget it.)
What an asshole that guy was, right?
Oh wait…shit, he is still here for a few days?..
I mean what a great guy, amirite or what?
:D:D
Sklad the Rhymer’s posts never, ever rhymed! I mean, c’mon.
Skald is leaving? How come? I like that guy. It’s only temporary, right? He’ll be back, right? 
ETA: Goddammit, RC, do you have to beat EVERYONE ALL THE TIME? You’re as bad as [del]Tom Waits[/del] [del]me[/del] Skald!
That Skald, he’s got spunk.
I HATE spunk!
I have it on good authority that Skald the Rhymer made my dog sad by calling her “bad” on two separate occasions.
The flying monkeys pooped on my head.
Nuts to that guy.
Every time I think of something to add here I can’t finish it. I’m just gonna pit the fucking universe instead. I know he’ll be back, I know he’ll turn this thing on it’s head, I just don’t know how to say it right.
I think you just did.
Running coach and Amateur Barbarian, thank you both.
“I won’t embrarrass myself by trying to spell”
Too late …
I’ll pit him because he never provided a cite for Athena having deposed Zeus from the throne of Olympus. Even if it were just neo-mythic fan-fic…I’d enjoy reading it!
A nice chap, and he makes us think. Some of his moral puzzles are over-contrived, but, so long as you didn’t fight the hypothetical, some of them are deuced hard to answer. He’s a master of “damned if you do and damned if you don’t” conundrums.
Thanks, Obama !
Once I spelled his name wrong and he put 500,000,000 mosquitos in my house.
He never did bring back the last seven seasons of Firefly that he promised!
I pit Skald’s eyes for quitting on him. Stupid eyes.
A heartfelt salute to a valued and popular poster.
Obviously, this has no place in the Pit. Off to MPSIMS!