I’m weeping with the joy of it! Emtar KronJonDerSohn, that was beautiful. Truly, truly beautiful.
Agreed. It was so well done, it makes me want to drive through a residential neighborhood honking my horn.
Doodly indeed. As is Emtar KronJonDerSohn’s brilliant pastiche. Finally, reading all those diamond-shaped threads paid off.
It never occurred to me until this thread . . .
In all the years, make that decades, that I have ordered delivery, whether it was pizza, Chinese, wings, sandwiches or whatever the delivery person has never been female.
Of course, few of them could speak English but still, never a female. Plus, I can’t ever remember seeing a female on a delivery bike while walking on the street. I’ll keep a closer eye out.
I’m going to guess you haven’t dealt with Diamonds02 very often. In her OPs she often claims to have been the victim of some absurd injustice, and as the thread goes on it turns out she’s been doing something ridiculous and/or is responsible for her own troubles and neglected to mention it in the OP.
I went outside and hit my remote to blow my car horn in tribute.
The lights flashed and I caught a glimpse of a very startled raccoon across the creek.
All in good fun. I’m a big fan of Diamonds02. I think she starts the most entertaining threads on the entire site.
Hey, I live in the suburbs of KC, but I work/deliver in a small town about a half an hour outside of KC.
I come into work this morning to find out that I had two official complaints over the weekend about me parking on the side of the road to take care of business. Hell what am I supposed to do? Drive and do other stuff at the same time? Then I would be getting complaints about careless driving. Damn if I do, damn if I don’t!
Annnd…Emtar WINS this thread!
No Diamonds. You do.
And as a resident of KC, I have to say…I think we all win with you delivering our pizzas.
Dare I ask… what “other stuff”?
Bolding mine.
Take care of business, eh? Well, I’d complain too if you pulled over in front of my house to take a shit on the sidewalk.
Reality shows featuring those off their meds cannot be far off, in my estimation!
Flower pickin’
Too bad one of us doesn’t have the power to ban her/him.
Which business? Wildflower-pickin’, fish-nickin’, or shit-kickin’?
Is diving for coins in a public fountain off the table?
Shhhhhhhhh! That’s my side-hustle.
WTF? You commute to a job delivering pizzas?
They sure can. I took more than 50,000 deliveries over 5 years working full-time to put myself through school. I wrote a small book of my experiences: naked customers, the lesbian pleasure palace of exquisite perversions, being robbed at gunpoint, being beaten by customers, “funny” things with food, cool things witnessed late at night, and customers who were absolute gems and things I learned which made my life richer.
The thing that gets me is that, for some reason, I have NO idea what subculture the OP belongs to.