People who are basically unemployable will sometimes commute to minimum wage jobs, I knew a guy who worked at Taco Bell who commuted using a taxi each way, $50 USD each way. I have no clue why he did it, I suspected he was doing it to please someone else who was really supporting him.
Why is that important? 
@ Ogre
From the link:
Also she has much butchitude in her lesbianism.
What I described isn’t stuff we ban people for (if it was, there wouldn’t be much to talk about in the Pit). So what is “taking care of business,” Diamonds02?
I’ve always heard the phrase used to describe excretory or sexual activity.
ETA; not that I want to put words (or anything else) into her mouth!
I have to assume Diamonds02 is referring to, how do I say this and remain classy, “taking a leak”.
But you can only take so many pizzas at once to deliver before having to go back to the main business to pick up more pizza’s, right? I mean, you’re not making pizzas in your car. So why not try to time it so you’re able to ‘hit the can’ when showing up at the pizza place to pick up more pizzas?
Just wondered. Are you by any chance getting some kick out of the exhibitionism? Along the same line as suppressing everyone’s appetite here at the message board?
Diamonds02 was more fun when I could pretend she was for real.
Got a link to the book?
I vanity published and the publisher no longer exists. I might post it electronically some day, but for now I apologize.
The OP’s email address used to be (I don’t know if it still is because I don’t care to look it up) linked to the OKCupid profile of a slender, black, slightly androgynous lesbian. So one description or the other is trolling, the only thing in common is that both claim to be lesbians. The OKCupid profile had pictures.
No. I was joking. There’s a huge stereotype, no pun intended, that lesbians are overweight and wear flannel. I hear it in real life and I’ve seen on the boards time to time.
Yes. Of course. “Joking”.
I only delivered for two years and have very few stories. But then, I can be oblivious about some things, so maybe I missed them. I nearly missed the point of the little brass sign on the front door of one house. It said “Please be patient, it may take us some time to answer the door.”
They must have been waiting for the pizza, though, because they didn’t take any time at all. They were all smiling as they paid. Must be looking forward to it.
As I head back to the car, I wonder if they have a pool, what with all of them wearing similar terrycloth robes . . . :smack:
I’m sure this is possible, but it seems like a pretty high number to me.
That’s about 28 deliveries a day, every single day, for five years. How many shifts a week did you do? How many deliveries per shift?
You see, grude, when a dozen total strangers love each other very much…
**Diamonds **may be trolling with her other posts, but that one was very obviously a joke.
Oh, I’m sure she’s trolling with her other posts. I merely meant to imply her “joking” description might be closer to the truth (though quite possibly with the gender reversed).
The house has orgies so often they need a sign on the door?
I thought he was talking about a porn production business BTW:p
I don’t understand some of the OP’s, shall we say, metropolitan situation. Where does one “flag down” a pizza delivery person? Until reading this thread, I was under the impression that pizzas were not sold in the same manner as Good Humor Ice Cream.
Next, why not suggest to the [del]morons[/del] customers who ask for proof of legal residence in the US that they should provide same before getting their pizza. After all, they, being the civic minded folks they obviously are (yes, that’s sarcasm), shouldn’t want the OP to aid and abet their illegal stay in the US.