I was out at one of our sites today, helping a user get his dial-up access working. On the way back to my office, I thought it would be nice to get some Maccas for lunch. Mmmm McLard. So I trundled into the local McDonalds and got myself a tandoori chicken roll and a large Coke.
I got back to work to find the carpark was jammed full of cars. I found one lonely, forlorn carpark in the wilderness of the far end of the lot. I had a hell of a time getting in there, because the two Testosterone-Mobiles parked on either side had encroached upon the parking spot.
Nevertheless, I managed to get my MaxMobile into the spot. I opened the door gingerly, ever so careful not to knock my door into the Testosterone-Mobile next to me. I grabbed the Maccas bag and Coke in one hand, sucked my gut in, and jammed my legs out at akward angles, and finally managed to get out of the car without hitting my car door on the TM. Yay me.
Then I had to get my laptop bag out of the back of the car. In order to hold the door so that it didn’t hit the damn TM next to me, I had to put the Maccas down. I couldn’t put it down on the ground next to me (not enough room). So, fool that I am, I put it on the roof of the car. Just as I let go of the cup of Coke, a huge gust of wind blew, and knocked the Coke over - pouring the entire cup of Coke all over my car! My car, my car, my (almost) brand new car!!! :smack:
Fucking goddamn motherfucking cunting pissing shitting wind! Thankfully I had a towel in the car and was able to wipe most of it off, but there was still a lot left on the side of the car.
I ended up having to come home to wash the MaxMobile so that the paint wouldn’t get eaten away! :mad:
So I pit you, Wind, and Mother Nature too, and every other motherfucking contrivance that contributed to this disaster! FUCK YOU!
Max.