I pit the goat felching douchenozzle(s) who blew up the Boston Marathon

The BBQ Pit
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Well, we have some posters speculating “I’ll bet it was..” or “I wouldn’t be surprised if it was…”

Versus this sick fuck who says “I HOPE it turns out to be…”
I invite the reader to draw thier own conclusions.

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Doesn’t it concern you that you wouldn’t be shocked that this horrible act was done by a right wing wacko?

I’ll go on the record and say I’d be shocked if this was done by a Wall Street Occupy-type or an ecoterrorist, or someone who could fairly be called a liberal.

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If it were an Occupy partisan, the bomb would have used baking soda and vinegar as the propellant, and be stuffed with hacky-sacks.

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There’s nothing like a real tragedy to bring us all together!

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By way of our good friends at ThinkProgress, bringing you the wit and wisdom of Louie Louie “Goober” Gomert…

http://thinkprogress.org/immigration/2013/04/17/1879411/congressman-says-bombings-reveal-danger-of-immigration-bill-radical-islamistsare-trained-to-act-hispanic/

Stay classy, Goober!

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Your posts are right there for all to see. I haven’t mischaracterized them.

Also I have not engaged in speculation. I would take a bet with anyone who thinks they know what’s impossible to know right now.

A Liberal who thinks this is a conservative, tea party terrorist? I’ll take that bet.

A Conservative who thinks this is a liberal, enviro-terrorist? I’ll take that bet.

An anti-muslim person who thinks this is a Al Qaeda terrorist? I’ll take that bet too.

Since those are all possible, but we have no reason to think any of them are the case they would all have an expected return of >1.

Stating this in no way can be construed to saying that I think I know who did the attack. It’s precisely because we don’t know who did it that I would take these bets.

I do note that the people who are saying they’d be surprised if it wasn’t a Tea Party person haven’t taken me up on my offer and put their money where their mouth is.

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Calm yourself. It was tongue in cheek. I included a smiley.

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No. It doesn’t. I’m aware that even people who agree with me politically aren’t automatically excluded from being in that tiny minority of crazy psychotic assholes who would do something like this.

The venn diagram of evil killers includes just about every group of people, sadly.

Really?

I wouldn’t. Not one bit.

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If the OP wanted everyone to hold hands and sing kumbaya then he shouldn’t have brought his preconceived notions of the political leanings of the attacker in to it.

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Once that was done in the very first post of the thread there was never any hope of a better outcome than this.

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Ohhh, a funny. Next time make a joke about someones legs being blown off. Include a smiley so I’ll know where to laugh.

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Yes, you would, actually.

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:rolleyes:

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I do believe you’ve invented an entirely new logical fallacy:

Argumentum ad emoticon

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How about Argumentum ad Populum Emoticon:

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Anyone as compulsive as I am will do the obvious thing in response to that post.

Re-size your browser window so that two things occur:

  1. The smiley’s all line up equally across the screen so that there isn’t an incomplete line at the bottom.
  2. The blinking smiley will then appear in exactly the middle of the block of smileys.

I’m assuming this is the result of copy, add blinking smiley, paste. Or maybe it was intentional. But either way, it’s cool.

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I’m not making a logical argument against your post. I’m rolling my eyes at how silly it is. That’s all it’s worth.

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Are you claiming to be able to read my mind, or are you trying to use the Jedi mind trick on me?

“These aren’t the droids you are looking for.”

“You would be surprised if the bomber was an environmentalist.”

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It’s threads like this that make me hope they never catch the guy. 20 years from now I can log back on and see if anybody ever resolved the finger pointing conundrum.

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Uh-oh.

Euphonious Polemic is going to be very recreationally-outraged at you!