But if I ever opened my legs and *eau du Trojan * wafted up to my nose, it would be my duty to kill myself and spare my husband any further pain.
Those condoms are rank. They out-stank the fishy odour of an infection or health problem. And I’ve smelled a woman with parfum au poisson. Trojans beat that, hands down. At least she had to be near me for me to smell it. I’ve smelled a couple using Trojans from the opposite end of a house. I thought they were lighting oily tires in there. And it wafted around them the rest of the night.
Weird. I’ve never been able to get off with any brand of condom except Trojan. The scent could certainly be better but it’s just a slightly looser fit and I can actually feel something with them.
My biggest gripe with Trojans is that they’re simply not long enough for some guys. It isn’t easy to enjoy the experience if you’re fretful because only 2/3 of your lover’s member is covered.
The one and only time a condom slipped off in me, it was a Trojan. Never again!
Put some lube on the inside as well as the outside of the condom. It increases sensativity. And this thread is making me feel good, because the last time I wore a Trojan, granted it was around 15 years ago, it was too tight.
I’ve used Trojans almost exclusively since I was 17. I equate that odor with “protection.” I’m too focussed on sex to care about whatever incidental non-body odor might be wafting around. I mean, I smell it, somewhat: it just don’t bother me.
I’ve had a couple women complain about Trojans smell. We either used a substitute she had handy or did… other stuff. I’m all for making a woman feel comfortable but I find that a woman who’s overly bothered or distracted by that particular odor is probably nitpicky about a bunch of other things I find trivial. ("God, your mattress is lumpy. When did you last wash your sheets? This room is too cold. No, you can’t tape us doing that! What’s those stains on your ceiling? Hey, not all over my hair!)
I like the length of Trogans. I’m wide enough they’re not going to just slip off. I’ve used thinner latex brands before and Lifestyles have split on me, too. Twice. That shit is NOT fun.
That said, I guess I can try out Durex next time. EVERYBODY happy?
(Opens wallet) Don’t worry, fella. I’ll never forsake you.
I unfortunately used a Trojan the other night. My wife is winding down on the breast feeding of my youngest (a natural birth control), and I haven’t gotten a vasectomy yet, so I picked up a box of “Ultra-Thin” Trojans at the Stop n Rob.
Ick. It smelled like some kind of school cleaning solution, it was too tight (and I’m just average sized), and I could hardly tell I was in, it was so thick.
Not exactly a selling point for practicing safe sex. But it damn sure is a motivator for me to hurry up and get that vasectomy!
Well, really, what do you expect of a condom named after a group of people that was done in by an artificial device that got within the city walls by subterfuge, broke open and let out a lot of little guys running around everywhere wreaking havoc?
