Pardon me, but do those TV dinners come in an easy-open box?
Why do that if you have a reason to “bundle up”? 
God bless Martin Luther!
Hilarious thread!
In my condom experience - Trojans are by far the worst smelling. The lamb-skin condoms are foul too (and expensive - but that’s another subject). But Trojans… the smell lingers around for hours and hours - like others have said, in the air, on the sheets, clothes, body… it just wont go away!
Oh how I love the pill. 