ped·ant (pĕd’nt) n.
One who pays undue attention to book learning and formal rules.
One who exhibits one’s learning or scholarship ostentatiously.
So I was wrong again. I now feel udderly Cowed.
eleanorigby: I love the muppets too.
Jim
Yeah, I know, there was some sarcasm hidden a bit too well in my post.
O’Malley’s Cow has to go, the steaks are too high.
We’ve gone round and round on this. To flank Excalibre’s objections, why don’t we chuck the animosity? We all have a lot on our plate, and a little ribbing is OK. We should loin to get along, before there is an accident and someone gets T-boned. Tri-tipping your hats to one another, why don’t you?
What, you mean like it’s a (O’Malley) cow’s opinion?
I hate to say it, but you’ve even been beaten to THAT one.
It was my only line.
I think we’ve milked this thread for all it’s worth, and it’s time to send it to the slaughterhouse.
Cow was just being jerk-y.
You guys have really thrown Mrs. O’Malley’s Cow into the B-B-Q Pit
If she wasn’t really gonna leave before this reached seven pages…
You idiot! Are you trying to kill people?
What we have here is a case of mad cow! The thread must be creamated.
This thread has shown a lot of well done puns, something that is rare in this medium. I swould even say it had some meat to it. I’d steak my fortune on it. I mean, I really veal for you guys.
Are you guys heifer going to finish?
Yah.
I’d rate these rants A-1.
And that’s the veal deal, baby!
Don’t recall entering a race, myself.
More of a roundup.
Darn! I was hoping I’d be able to T-bone my way in here. Makes my blood broil.
People, how did we miss this? If she is cowrect, there might be a Stampede for the gates.
That’s a real rib tickler.
GRATUITOUS COW QUIPS.
FBI, here. Moove along.
Don’t go 'way mad, cow.
Poor milksop.
I think his problem was he was feeling castrated and looking for like minds to geld with.
He’s like his old man: a regular cow chip off the salt block.
He’s been under pastuer to leave.
The OP was bullshit. He should be shunned fertilize he told.
He shouldn’t chip where he eats.
If he ever shows up grazing around here again, his grass is ass.
MO’MC should see a pyscowatrist for his angust.