I pit the pig that is Monica Lewinsky, over some pork chops on the barbie (BBQ)

I don’t think you know what the meaning of the meaning of is thing was.

I don’t sorry for her; I just don’t. There are for far worse fates to be had in life, just look a all the stuff she has been able to do since them. I think a lot of anonymous working stiffs would gladly trade places with her.

Hee hee.

I don’t know how I couldn’t see that coming.:smack:
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Oh god, I just did it again:eek:

I’ll admit that it’s OK to call a grill “the barbie” or “the BBQ” if you’re in Australia. But given that the OP appeared to be complaining about shenanigans that took place in America, I thought it best to explain the American definition.

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Seconded.
It wasn’t that he didn’t know, it was that as a politician and a lawyer, he knew how to weasel his way out of a question without, in the strictest sense of the word, lying.

Answer the question that’s asked, and only the question that’s asked.

Clinton actually went on to elaborate and further clarify his position, which did, truly, hinge on the definition of the word “is”.

If you view the site similar to the way I do, I just read the topic and replies and rarely pay attention to the user names. I don’t start noticing user names until they start posting exceptionally stupid or exceptionally witty responses.

While I shook my head at the OP, I didn’t pay attention to the poster because, let’s be honest, this is far from the stupidest thing kstarnes has ever posted. It wasn’t until others started referencing the OP in their posts (like you did) that I went, “ah, kstarnes, the OP makes much more sense now”. Obviously, I remember that name for the exceptionally witty stuff he posts. :stuck_out_tongue: :cool:

There might…might…be one dissenter. My guess is that the OP would disagree, but it’s just a guess and I fully admit, and even hope, that I may be wrong.

Jeez, you are nearly as bad as the Texans when it comes to defining BBQ.

Also, I can BBQ thick cut pork chops. Mmmm, smoky thick cut pork chops finished with a reverse sear and light glaze of ones favorite sauce.

I’m off to the butcher. Who needs burgers and dogs* when one can have smoked pork chops?

*No ketchup on hot dogs ever. As I tell my wife and daughter, who insist on defiling dogs thus, when I am Supreme Emperor of the Universe, that will a crime punishable by instant death.

Hey! What’s wrong with Texas barbecue? :frowning:

looks around, remembers that she’s in The Pit

What the fuck do you think is wrong with our BBQ? :mad:

Because all the responses are hilarious! If he’s a troll, he’s the worst one I’ve ever seen. People would rather crack jokes than respond to him.

I love Texas BBQ. I also love NC BBQ, SC BBQ, Georgia BBQ, et al.* However, many Texans seem to be of the opinion that if Texas does something one way, that is the only way it should be done (see chili with beans). Jeep’s Phoenix was just doing the NC version of limiting the definition.

*Haven’t tried any BBQ with an Alabama white sauce, so we can exclude that one from the list for now.

2 lbs ground beef
2 cups chopped onions
4 cups beef stock
2 (8 ounce) cans tomato sauce
2 -3 tablespoons chili powder
2 tablespoons apple cider vinegar
2 teaspoons Worcestershire sauce
1/2 ounce grated unsweetened chocolate or 2 3/4 tablespoons cocoa
2 teaspoons instant minced garlic
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1 teaspoon ground cumin
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon ground red pepper or 1/2 teaspoon cayenne pepper
1/4 teaspoon ground allspice
1/4 teaspoon ground cloves
1 bay leaves or 1/8 teaspoon bay leaf powder

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[li]Brown ground beef and onion.[/li][li]Drain.[/li][li]Add beef stock to beef mixture and simmer 10 minutes.[/li][li]Add remaining 13 ingredients, simmer uncovered 1 hour.[/li][li]Remove bay leaf, skim off extra fat.[/li][li]Serve over hot spaghetti, or hot dogs in buns for chili dogs.[/li][li]Top with plenty of cheese and other optional toppings.[/li][/ul]

And they say folk in Cincinnati don’t know how to make Chile

Now that’s trolling :wink:

Does that instruction make that a recipe for Pork Chops Lewinski?

I mostly tried to ignore the big event, back when it was happening. The only thing I have against her comes from an interview that she gave some time long enough after that I thought it would be safe to watch the television again.

She completely misused the word subtle. Just, damn.

Oh, Tapioca Dextrin, do you need any bay leaves? I have a tree. Not bay laurel, either it’s the culinary variety. I could mail a few. They don’t get used nearly enough.

I’ll swap it for rosemary. That stuff is taking over the back yard.

If I ever need a source of insensitive fat-joke/insults, I’ll know who to turn to. “All you can eat immorality” did make me chuckle, ashamedly :frowning:

Get a fucking life, you dumb fucking stupid.

Well, there’s really nothing more to say.

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Hehe. All you can eat indeed.

My god, kstarnes, what a fucking fuck you are.
PLEASE STFU.