I pit the pig that is Monica Lewinsky, over some pork chops on the barbie (BBQ)

So what’s the deal? Has Monica started giving Lewinskys again or something?

Yep…we’re very, very picky about the definition of “North Carolina BBQ”. You can actually get Eastern NC and Western NC varieties…both are very tasty.

And I still maintain that mustard has no place near BBQ…save it for the hot dogs. :slight_smile:

I think what disgusted me most about her was that she was simultaneously cheating with the president and on the president with another fella (which resulted in a pregnancy that she aborted.) Of course, it goes without saying that she was disrespectful to this other fella too. It’s this calculating mentality that I find so repellent. She figures, “well, this thing with president probably won’t work out, so I’m going to find a more steady man.” Having your cake and eating it too.

No, no, no.

Tsk. Tsk.

STFU. Nobody cares what you think about anything. You are a repellant “person” with zero redeeming characteristics. Go away.

She kept the dress, and bragged on it all around the town. Totally deserved the shellacking she took then.

Publicly announcing, 15+ years later! ‘it’s time to burn the dress and move on’, is beyond attention seeking, Kartrashian level lame. Any flack she gets, I say, she deserves.

Deserved it then, and having stirred it back up now, for profit, she deserves what’s coming for her this time too.

Can’t you just picture her, all these years lamenting, that she was just ahead of her time, and if there was any justice she should have some of that trashy celebrity money. Probably weighing blowing a Prez, as LESS trashy than a sex tape! Next she’ll be on dancing with the stars!

Of course the OP, still an idiot, his contributions beyond stupid.

Anybody, think of the stupidest person you know. I’m talking about the stupidest person you have ever known. That person has just been elevated by 1 position away from being the stupidest person you have ever known.
Congratulations, quoted fool.

You know what disgusts me? You can’t even get very simple things right.

It’s “Eat your cake and have it too,” not the other way around.

Some people, I swear.

I’m having pizza for lunch. What’s everyone else having?

Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and Bob Dole have in common?

A: They were both upset when Bill finished first.

Who can eat when this whole Lewinsky thing has got me all knotted up inside?

Grilled Mexican corn, grilled marinated flank steak, and Bobby Flay’s Grilled Potato Salad with garlic-mustard vinaigrette. And lots and lots of Gin & Tonics to take away the frights, because we are in the midst of thunderstorms and the cats are freaking.

It’s 3:30am here. No lunch for a while.

Who don’t you despise or disdain? I’m starting to think the list of famous women who don’t disgust you might be shorter. Can we work on that instead?

Here’s hoping no one gets Buttafuoco-ed any time soon…

I wish you hadn’t said that. That’s really going to happen, isn’t it? Or during the 2016 run, if Hillary’s doing well, Monica will get her own reality show that’s entirely about her.

No woman is so terrible that she deserves to be named to the kstarnes Roll of Honor.

Elizabeth Bathory?

I’ve always heard it the way kstarnes used it, and just assumed it was in the “I could care less” vein of. . .what do you call those, idioms?. . .an ass-backward way of saying what you really mean; “Of course you can’t have your cake, you already ate it”, i.e. “you can’t have it both ways”.

I could be wrong, it’s happened before. :slight_smile:

There are rumors that Monica will be one of the hosts of The View when it comes back from summer reruns in the fall.

Keeping Up with the Cumdumpster?