A (maybe former) friend of mine has a bit of a rage problem, see.
And I managed to tick her off somewhat accidentally when she was having another problem, so she’s bitching at me. This is fine, I can handle the occasional fly-off-the-handle rages from people.
HOWEVER. The hypocricy is new.
A brief sampling of examples follows–anything not in quotes is a paraphrase, generally of a pages-long diatribe on the mud we jointly administer. anything in quotes is a 100% quote:
A bit over a year ago: I volunteer to host her mud on my server, since her previous one died and she admits to insufficient technical know-how.
A few months ago: I happily give her asked-for computer advice and fix her scanner.
This weekend: she says YOU ALWAYS ARE SO CONDESCENDING WITH YOUR UNSOLICITED TECH ADVICE I DON’T NEED YOUR HELP WITH ANYTHING EVER.
Two weeks ago: I marry a very fine woman who happens to be a rabid feminist (and who is otherwise unrelated to the story)
This Saturday: I make disparaging comments about a (male) friend of mine’s ability in an MMO, while saying snide things about my own ability that psycho-friend interprets as slurs on hers.
This weekend: she says YOU’RE A SEXIST BASTARD TOO YOU DON’T THINK GIRLS CAN DO ANYTHING AND YOU’RE RUDE TO THEM
This Sunday afternoon: I say “If you’ve got a problem, speak up so we can deal with it.”
This monday: she says " you’re a whiny pussy, i’ll speak to you when i’m damn well ready to and walking around weeping vaginal fluid all over isn’t going to coax me into doing it any sooner."
That last one just boggles my fucking brain. How can you simultaneously call someone sexist and a whiny pussy, in those words.
And to get it out of the way, yes, “weeping vaginal fluid” would be a great band name.