Hmmm…my uncle has a colostomy bag. Maybe I should tell him about the possibilities…
Yeah, I remember you saying that, but I was going for a “40’s B-movie” feel…
:eek:
Boys are weird.
Don’t get me started on what goes on in the women’s prison. I’m jaded, but I’m not that jaded.
So, gals are weird, too! 
You mispelled “in” 
Colostomy porn. One of those things I’d be surprised if there was not a website somewhere out there about … I have no intention of googling for it, though.
“Blast off: one-eight-oh. Two hundred: Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval. Two ten: U.S. Government certified. Two twenty: lunar trajectory, junk of the month club, sirloin steak. Two thirty: Grade A poison. Absolute dynamite. Eighty-nine percent pure junk. Best I’ve ever seen. If the rest is like this, you’ll be dealing on this load for two years.”
Well maybe you could a little started.
Well, duh. You haven’t forgotten Rule 34, have you?
I endorse this statement 100%.
Volunteering on Men’s Rotation beats rotating on Women’s clinic ANYDAY.
:shudders: Oh man… Girls are *Gooey * Gross… :eek:
You mean all those movies aren’t really documentaries?
I’m aghast that this thread has gotten over 70 posts in it and yet no one has mentioned that “Urethra Stuffers” would be a great band name.
Hmmm. Yes, this is the most horrifying thing I’ve read all day.
We had “frozen necrotic wankers” in the other thread in general questions.
I fell on it. One in a million shot, doc!
“And how many times did he fall on the knife, Mr. Johnson?”
“Oh, twenty-six times. He was quite clumsy.”
[Kramer] It was a one in a million shot Doc - one in a million![/Kramer]
although that was another orifice
on edit: Damn, beaten by ShelliBean!
First the battery/capacitor thread and now this. I LOVE this board!
I was too distracted by Urethra Franklin.
Didn’t we have a poster by that name? I’d search but … well you know.