Okay, what the hell is Rule 34? This is the third time I’ve seen it mentioned. How can I be a hip Doper when you guys don’t let me in on things?
If it exists, there is porn based on it.
‘Whatever it is, there’s porn of it. There are no exceptions.’
Oh fuck no. This post brought back terrible memories of a horrific internet video I saw once of a guy repeatedly, and forcefully jamming a dildo down his urethra. Jesus CHRIST what convinces someone that’s a fun thing to do?! Even the thought of a catheter completely freaks me out…
OH MY GOD. I’m not a guy and my knees just slammed together from the mere description of that. :eek:
You sure you don’t do “stand-up”?
I have to share this “treatise” (?) which I once gave as an “in-service” (loosely speaking) to my cow-orkers in the ER:
"The anus (and I guess now the penis) must be considered “hungry mouths” which never get fed! They only ever exude or excrete stuff, so if you put anything in them, guess what’s gonna happen?
Right. They’re both gonna open their mouths and take in that solid object thinking it’s food!
It’s like a vacuum, folks!
Okay, in-service over. Go sign the sheet for continuing ed credits!"
Quasi
All I can say is that I NEVER got any classes like that
No. No. No, no. No, no, no. No nonnonononono… the laws of the limits of the human body… no.
No?
…as if it wasn’t hard enough to write your name in the snow already.
Why is it always the worst things you see that end up being burned into your brain the longest?
Damn. This is what I thought, but after reading your post I thought, what the hell, what could a Google search hurt? It’s out there. I did not view it, but there are some Youtube videos of the reaction to it (ala two girls one cup). I also found links to the offinding video, but I’m not watching that.
So Qadgop, what kind of contraband? I just have to know.
[sub]Psst! Don’t look now, but search is reduced to three mins, and counting. That is all[/sub]
Try this one. http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=426485&highlight=Trans+Urethral+Needle+Ablation
First, I want you to know I absolutely refuse to open any link in this thread, on the assumption that all fit into the category of, "If you think this is bad, look at THIS.
2nd, do we really really have to fight ALL forms of ignorance? Cause, ya know, some things I don’t think anyone needs to know, except for prison doctors.
3rd, my penis has retreated into my abdominal cavity while reading this. I only hope it will return some day.
Because the hole is self-threading.
First of all: I don’t need to defend anything. In the other thread, I was merely pointing out that if you don’t know what you’re doing, you can sustain serious injury. Even if you do know what you’re doing, there are still risks. Obviously, if you want to avoid risk entirely, don’t do it.
Secondly: Several years ago I received a set of medical sounds as a gift. I had known a few guys into that sort of thing, and I educated myself on the subject. It turns out they don’t make them long enough to be used on my partner, even if we really wanted to . . . and don’t even THINK about using them on ME . . . so the set remains unused.
Considering how I feel from just reading about the subject, I can think of nothing more justified from the OPs point of view than a good sound pitting. QtM do you actually deal with this shit on a regular basis?
- And: What contraband?
and for the shock value: Do not search for “bme pain olympics” - it makes the urethra stuffing look like child’s play.
Sigh
My job is so boring, so mundane. I only get diggers and painters, and the occasional coporophagics. Horders, yes, but usually the hoarded objects go in the drawers… of the bedside table, or actual underdrawers.
Well Qadgop, just be glad you don’t have to deal with patient families. We have a new admission who’s daughter thinks that when her mother wants to disimpact her (the mother’s) self, we should just give mom a glove and a k- basin and let her have at it. I mean, she looked after mom just fine at home for 6 years, and mom did whatever rooting around up there she wanted, so why can’t we let mom get naked ‘n’ busy any ole time.
Did I mention that the patient’s poor little exit door looked like a combination of a grape orchard and a grade 8 home-ec project gone terribly wrong. (Mulitple fissures that are all scarred and re opened and keloided) And she is on Colyte * regularly?* Oh and daughter wants us to give her (daughter) suppositories to give to mom, whenever daughter thinks mom needs one. And provide lube and gloves for daughter to help with disimpaction. (This daughter also thinks we aren’t giving mom enough oxycontin. Or benzos.)
Families take note! Nurses appreciate when you express interest in your loved one’s care. But when you start to have more invested in when the patient shit last than the patient herself does…thats sends our “family weirdness” metre pinging.
My Ebay spidy senses just tingled.
And after doing a Google image search of “medical sounds,” I kinda wish I hadn’t…