I’m not sure which is boggling me more - the idea some woman has a urethra “an inch or so away” from her vagina, or that there are vagina tighter than urethra out there.
I am assuming my anatomy is normal (it certainly seems to match medical illustrations I’ve seen), it had not crossed my mind that there are variations that extreme. Ah, blissful ignorance, where are you now…?
Urethra Frankness.
(The Queen Asshole?)
Sometimes the fight against ignorance comes at too high a price.
Don’t turn your backs on those of us on the front lines.
I think I read that in a book somewhere.
PLEASE never do!
Q
Turn my back on folks in a PRISON? Lord no, even without dropping the soap.
But now I’m finding it’s not all that safe to face forward either.
I guess shuffling sideways will have to do.
Not to make you neurotic, but “lateral abscess” means “a hole in the side”, right? I don’t think sideways is going to work, either.
Really? No, Really? Wow. :eek: You’re kidding right? Please?
He’s going on a hunting trip tomorrow, and will be hunting regularly for the next couple of months. So I’d get a couple of restful months whether I’d told him about urethral stuffing or not. Unless I sexually harass some fine young waiter somewhere.
I don’t think that those orifices are meant to have the occasional culture swab or catheter, actually. Yeah, they can accommodate them, but they aren’t MEANT to have them. I will admit that a couple of times I’ve been glad to have been catheterized, but during those times I would have been glad of any sort of relief.
You sure that isn’t just a disturbin’ legend?
(OK, now that I think about it, and maybe you got a citation, but don’t link it, OK? I’ll just take yer word for it, no prob, I trust you…)
Lord this made me giggle like an idiot until I thought about it, and lord almighty that’s gross.
I really, really hate asking this but I can’t stop thinking about it: so, uh, a guy is bored and decides to put a metal screw into his urethra. I assume (please don’t tell me if I’m wrong) that these are tiny screws, like the type you use to hold eyeglass frames together. Ignoring the mechanics of getting it in there, which I’m not entirely sure I understand but I’m fine with that…how does our enterprising young man then remove said screw?
I’m now going to go think about puppies and kittens and rainbows and unicorns and try to stop thinking about this.
That’s why you should always use a self tapping screw, backs right out with a screwdriver.
You’re welcome. 
This reminds me – I just got a postcard today from my optometrist – I have to make an appointment for an eye exam.
According to Wiki, it’s fake. (No, I haven’t watched it)
Those of you in the medical profession, won’t you please start a thread detailing your best stories? Pretty please?
(BTW, Qadgop, DID Mr. Bagel-Dog get the state to pay for his er, penis “unmodification?” What happened to the guy?)
Usually, people who do this sort of thing are not known for their ability to plan ahead. They think of something, then they do it immediately. They do NOT stop to consider the consequences. Considering the pool of patients that QtM is currently responsible for, I’d say that their long-range planning skills are just about nonexistent.
And, strangely, there are women who think they are both the same hole.
Catch-22 comes to mind.
Though I suppose it’s no surprise that, with six billion people on our planet, life would at least occasionally imitate art. To the detriment of poor QtM, alas.
Curls into a ball and weeps in a corner, forever
Kinda new here, huh, kid? Here, take my hanky… Sure, its a bit crusty, thats from glazed doughnuts! Don’t give me that look!
Maybe not unicorns.