No kidding? How did that work for him?
Can you PM me the link? (Yes, I admit I’m a very sick puppy about some things)
Forget the PM. Start a new thread on BME and post the link. Because we’re all sick puppies here.
gotpasswords!!! :D:D:D
I like your guess better than what actually happened!
You deserve a ROTFLMFAO!!!
Still seeing “the picture” of that happening!
Thanks for the laugh!
Q
Y’all are just gonna HAVE to put up with my dementia, I reckon:
Your post made me think of rhyming what you wrote:
"I’m not a pickle slicer, I’m a pickle slicer’s son!
And I’m sitting slicing dickles till the dickle slicer comes!"
Which comes from an old Irish Rovers tune…
"I’m not a chicken plucker, I’m the chicken plucker’s son,
and I’m sitting plucking chickens till the chicken fucker comes!"
And yes, I DO have problems with the latter!
Q
Pheasant Plucker’s Son!
NOT “Chicken Pluckers”!
God, I am such an idjit!:smack:
SORRY!
Q
I have lived quite a goodly number of years without ever knowing anything about “uretha stuffers”. I am in the midst of a crisis of faith, that perhaps there is some ignorance that might be best left undisturbed. I believe the term amongst the puppy Dopers is “squicked”.
Ya know, I think we should show our appreciation for The Mercotan.
I vote we send him a card and a dozen long stem roses-
Delivered in a prisoner’s urethra
My husband was ignorant in the ways of urethra stuffing, and I enlightened him.
Perhaps his penis will emerge from his abdominal cavity sometime before the New Year, but I’m not holding my breath.
I have been informed that there are some very sick puppies in this cruel world, and I am cruel, for telling him this stuff.
Trust me Broomstick, this is the first thing I thought of when she started fishing around for meds, and I also mentioned it to a few other co workers. We are observing the situation.
As for what I think of this daughter… well someday I will start a pit thread about abusive, disfunctional families that bring their pathologies to the hospital with t hem. But this is not the thread. End hijack and back to your regularly scheduled urethral foreign body thread.
Oh, jesus god in heaven, why did I open this thread? I KNEW it was a bad idea, and did it anyway!
Some things, you just can’t unsee/unread.
Show him the piccy of Mariska Hargitay that was posted recently, that should help coax lil happy out 
What are you doing, anticipating enjoying a restful couple of months?
Just as an FYI, a colleague of mine had one guy who inserted speaker wire, it formed a knot in the bladder, and could not be removed via the urethra. Off to the local ER, then to the urologist for surgical intervention.
You know, some orifices just were not meant to have things put in them, other than the occasional catheter or culture swab.
Another true (but rather sad story) is of a married couple whose sex life had been rather painful and dissatisfying for them both, from the very beginning of their marriage. Neither one had prior sexual experience, adequate sex education, or the willingness to take their problems to a doctor or counselor for nearly 10 years. Finally when they sought help as to why the woman could not get pregnant, it turned out that he’d been having intercourse with her urethra all these years. It dilated somewhat to accomodate him, but never gave either of them much pleasure. I’m amazed she didn’t have terrible bladder infections.
My first question was “How the hell can you mistake a uretha for a vagina?”.
Then my second reaction was “Maybe I don’t want to know.”
Of course, if QtM posts an explanation I will feel compelled to read it regardless.
Ignorance, a culture of shame/guilt about one’s body and sexuality, and a terrible fear of looking stupid by asking for help would be my guesses, having dealt with patients and their body/sex hangups for a quarter-century now.
Cross-threaded? Ouch.
I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue, but damn!
Great Og, that image just made me curl up into a ball and whimper.
Hangups or not, that’s one helluva blunder. Seems strange they never thought to put the penis in the larger, moister hole an inch or so away. I’m thinking maybe the urethra evolved to be where it is as a basic intelligence test to see if you have a minimal awareness to have kids…
Considering how many vaginas I’ve encountered (professionally) that were so tight they would not even accomodate a pinky finger, it doesn’t surprise me that the path of least resistance could become the urethra.
Oh, sure, its fine if you’re a medical professional, but other folks? Nooooo!
And I know that the nurse who inserted that catheter was smirking when she did it, OK, her back was turned, but her shoulders showed she was smiling, and I’m kinda sorry I said what I did, but that skirt did make her butt look like the Hindenburg…