Several months ago, I decided I’d get a cell phone to have for emergancy and convenience purposes. Since I knew I wouldn’t be using it that much, I decided I’d get a pre-pay phone, which doesn’t require monthly bills and pretty much perfect for what I’d need. Virgin Mobile looked like the best deal to me, so I went ahead and purchased. Well, after having that phone for a few months, the antenna breaks off, and it doesn’t look like I’d be able to repair it. It’s okay, though, because I’d been thinking of buying a new phone for awhile anyway. No love lost. I go ahead and buy a nicer one, hoping that it would keep up sturdier. I get home and activate it online, and it says it should be working in about two hours (this is at 8:00PM). By the next morning, it still isn’t activated, so I call them back. They have me run through the steps to configure my phone that they had me do when I activated the phone (which I’ve already done 10 times by now, trying to get it to work). They tell me to go ahead and wait the full 24 hours it can take to activate the phone, and if it’s still not working to give them a call back. Well, 9:00PM that night rolls around, and I give them another call. Again, they have me do the same steps that I’ve done before, thinking maybe magically it will fix it. Guess what? It doesn’t. Still, I keep my cool. I’ve only had the phone a day, sometimes there’s kinks in the system. The girl tells me that they will open an investigation on my phone and within 48 hours they’ll call me. 48 hours comes and goes. I decide I’ll give them a little bit extra just in case. I don’t want to be a nuisance after all. So on the morning of the fourth day (yesterday), I give them another call. This time, I’m automatically patched through to a live person rather than having to go through all the menu options. Oh, good, I think. Maybe I’m finally being patched through to someone who knows what’s going on. Guess what? this time they don’t even ask me to enter in the configuration settings again! Instead, they tell me that my case was picked up by a tech support agent the day before, and the issue should be resolved by that evening. If not, give them a call first thing in the morning (this). Well, the evening comes and goes, and I’m still not able to make phone calls. I’m a little bit frustrated, but I figure I’ll be able to call and they can at least tell me what’s going on. I figured wrong, though. This time, I have to go through all the menu options again, finally speaking to a live person. I give them a run down, and guess what I get to do again? Configure my phone! I try to put a little resistance, saying I’ve already done this every time I’ve called before, yet the issue has been resolved. Still, I’m polite, no sense in taking my frustration out on him. Well, he tells me, the investigation is still being worked on, and guess what? It should be working by tonight! If it’s not, call back in 24 hours! Somehow, this doesn’t restore my faith, as it’s the same thing I’ve been told several times before.
So, here I am pitting Virgin Mobile’s customer service division, and whoever decided to structure it the way it is. Yes, I’m glad I’m not speaking to “Sandy” in India, whose accent I can’t pick through enough to understand, but there’s still a fundemental problem in that the people I’m talking to seem to be two trick ponies. First, let’s check your phone configurations and make sure they haven’t changed since last time you called and it didn’t work, and second…just call us back in 24 hours if it’s not working, and you’ll get to do the same thing. Seriously, would it hurt to transfer me to someone who knows what they’re doing, or at least what exactly is going on? I still plan on being nice and polite when I call back tommorow, but I really wish I had a better picture of what was wrong, and a good time-frame of how long it take to fix it. I’ve had this phone for almost a week, and I’ve not been able to make one phone call with it.
Stay tuned for an update tommorow morning when I call back…or maybe earlier this evening if the issue is resolved! (Hah!)
Wait…this is the pit, isn’t it? Hm…Hell! Damn! Fart!