I don’t even know what to make of that, so I guess I’m going to have to ask you to stop posting.
I saw Deadpool 2 yesterday.
So what? I suppose now you want us to ask your opinion of the movie? Well, nobody cares about your opinion, and, furthermore, nobody cares what movie you saw yesterday, either.
I had brunch at a buffet this morning.
Probably sneezed all over it and infected everone with your deadly ebolaids, didn’t you?
I’m posting a benign comment, you fake offense to it and then post your own.
Huh? Who said anything about faking? Maybe your mindless drivel just makes us all crazy.
The school year is winding down.
Do you think learning stops. Guess what, erstwhile learner? There ain’t no vacation in education.
I think I will create a tunnel for a worm tomorrow.
You have to let worms learn how to dig their own tunnels if you expect them to survive. Are you actually trying to see worms go extinct?
I have a pet worm I call Wormy.
Named him after your grandpa, did you?
I saw *Upgrade *yesterday. Cool movie.
Ninja’ed!
And you expect us to think you are cool because you know an internet slang term like “ninja’ed”? You’re pathetic.
I just ate a sweet little banana that grew in my yard.
Good thing you ate that banana before the lava flow ruins your minuscule bit of tropical paradise. We won’t feel sorry for you when that happens.
I’m going to take my dog for a walk later today.
Your lazy brown dog would rather stay home to be jumped over by the quick red fox.
Someone made rice, spicy sausage and beans for everyone at work today.; but, knowing I’m a vegetarian who does not like spicy food, they made me a separate portion with no spicy sausage.
Now all that spicy sausage will go to waste and that pig will have died for nothing. That poor, helpless pig. screaming in pain and torture. The least you could do was make his death meaningful.
Hot enough to wear shorts today.
You are just begging for molestation and/or skin cancer, aren’t you?
My dog’s breath is very bad.
Foul canine breath is what happens when you give your dog unfettered access to the cat’s litter box. But that’s okay, go right ahead and let your dog eat unhealthy snacks and let your cat be terrorized. Animal torturer!
I have a zit on my chin, but it is healing.
Just like you to be so vain and concerned about your looks, it’s what on the inside that counts, you know.
I think I’m dealing with some bad seasonal allergies which doesn’t usually happen.
You’re right. It’s not allergies, it’s a highly contagious virus, and you’re the Typhoid Mary of this pathogen. Do us all a favor and stay indoors until you’re healthy.
I had an enjoyable visit with my brother last weekend.
Yea, right. Is that code for some criminal activity?
I found my old origami book today. So I am folding. So fun!
And how many trees were murdered to make all of that paper that you’re mutilating?
It’s late and I should be in bed asleep.
Yes, go to bed now so we won’t have to see any more of your posting babble.
Had a good meeting yesterday and didn’t say “lesbian” this time.
What’s wrong with the word “lesbian?” Are you implying it’s nasty? It’s a perfectly cromulent word.
I went through a pile of stuff in my closet and found my old, full length arm brace. That brought back memories.