I post a benign comment, you fake offense to it and then post your own.

My dogs are napping right now, are you trying to say your dog is better than my dogs?

I’ve got pork cooking in the oven, low and slow, it should be delicious.

WHo’d ya pork to get that bun in the oven now?

Weekends are too short for my liking.

I work on Sundays, every week day, and sometimes on Saturday nights. Two days off in a row are very rare for me.

Speaking of which, Passover is next month. The rare two days off in a row!

Zei gezunt Annie, I got no snark for Passover, EXCEPT RARE 2 days in a row off? Do you work by yourself without anyone to cover for you? No vacations? Your boss a slave driver? What?

Getting meals from Hello Fresh, they’re pretty darn good!

I never tried Hello Fresh, but DoorDash is better IMO.

Spring Break is around the corner, and you know what that means?

staycation anyobody? Bastards clogging up the roads heading south!

not too mention a funeral is forthcoming, sweet Joh, too soon.

Good lord, you had to post something that sad? I’m almost crying already and I don’t even know the poor guy!

Watching Super Tuesday coverage, like a politics junkie.

Junkie, huh? Say no more.

Sweet and salty is so good together.

Junkie, huh? Say no more.

Straight dark chocolate - 70%.

Shot right into yer veins, wotta rush.

Baseball season’s gonna start soon, oh yeah!

All excited about men and their balls?

I lost some weight and my skinny pants now fit! Yes!

I guess that weight loss surprised you because you spend so much time just sitting around.
My feet are killing me.

Your whining is killing us.

I think I will soon be sharing TMI here.

Thanks, that gives us time to round up some barf bags.

Tempus fugit.

Are you trying to be original or to show your knowledge of Latin?

Happy Purim everyone!

Keep your woke multicultural garbage to yourself. If there ain’t a Charlie Brown special for it, it ain’t a real holiday :mad:

100% chance of rain tomorrow.

Flora Purim has her own holiday? Outside of Brazil? That’s all fine and good but I would be out in the streets to celebrate Airto Day.

I’m gonna see a doctor about my hip.

(woops I’m gonna keep it.) And 100% chance of doldrums, huh Chock.

I’m still gonna see a doctor about my hip.

If ya love yer hip so much why don’t ya just marry it?

I just had a delightful glass of whisky.

Drinking an posting? Probably driving and texting too.

I bought four books to support the library and they gave me a free tote bag.

Supporting a library in the Internet Age, seems a lost cause- besides Annie what you buy those books for, a nickel apiece AND they gave you a free tote bag? They’re just HEMORHAGGING MONEY from mis-management, Annie, they just don’t want you or the rest of us to know.

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