I promised Mercutio I'd do this...

… So I wanted to congratulate the lil’ bastard for hitting 1000 posts! Break out the booze and the babes, ladies and Germans, our resident Shakespearean-named joker has matured (sorta)!

(Took ya long enough, Merc!)

Congrats Merkin! Get your butt in chat so we can jizz on you.

Aw, Merc. Go you.

Hehe. You may have hit one grand but I’d still say we’re pretty much equal in the scrab-monopoly depatment. :stuck_out_tongue:

Two posts after my hiatus. One to a DopeFest and another to a post party. Gods, it’s good to be back.
Merc, who loves you, baby?

Nyms! Baby…good to have you back!

And congrats, Merc!


Merc’s 1000 already? Wow, I remember when he was just a little newbie, trying to hump my leg…

Yay Merc! Congrats!

I have nothing relevant to add to this thread, though, so I’ll just start in on the cake. You don’t mind, do you?

Little bastard, you beat me to it. WELL, I’m not far behind!
Oh wait. Yes I am.

Good job, little man. Have a beer or seven.

Merc, you rule more than the Queen of England (which is to say not much at all)! Congrats buddy!

Good for you. :slight_smile:

Congratulations, Merc!


They let kids post this much?

/me ducks and runs

Seriously… CONGRATS! :smiley:

— G. Raven

Congrats, sweetie!
Eh, you may be annoying at times and I’ll tell you to go away but I love ya anyways.


He’s GAY???

Congrats, Merc!

It seems only yesterday that he started posting…


They grow up so fast…

Happy 1k you little freak!

And I mean that in the nicest possible way. :wink:

You’re at 1000?! What the hell?! I mean, uh, congrats!

Happy Grand, cutie.

So, um…

I’m just wondering here…

At some point in the festivities, is Merc gonna show up? It’ll be disappointing if he never shows up. I shaved my back and everything for the special occasion.

and it brings out your eyes so nicely, Crunchy.

Congrats, Merc!