I really don't think you are...

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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My mother, this morning, is getting ready to leave for work. And she opens up the refrigerator to look for a piece of fruit to eat or take to work or something.

“Darn it,” she says, “there’s no good fruit.”

Not one to miss a beat, I chime in. “Sorry, I’m only halfway there.”

She walks over to where her work lunch is and says “I really don’t think you are.”

I pause to think. “I really don’t think you are.” Right. The first person I came out to (before any of you, before any of my school friends). Doesn’t. Think. I’m. Really. Bisexual.

“I really am, though. If you don’t believe me, ask my friends Marty and Chris,” I say, laughing at her disbelief of my sexuality. What, you gonna tell me I have short red hair, too?:stuck_out_tongue:

“Oh, no, I meant I didn’t think you were sorry there’s no good fruit in the house.”

“Oh. Well, I’m not, so there you go.”

That could have been most interesting. As it is, it’s just the definition of Mundane and Pointless:)

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Bad 'punha! Taking all the fruit from your poor dear mother.

[sub]Just doing my part to keep this thread M & P[/sub]

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Ya know, before I met the current bf, I thought all the good fruit had already been taken too.

[sub]Also doing my part to keep this thread M & P[/sub]

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{{Eagerly anticipating nibbling on your berries…}}

Doing my part to lower the tone of the boards.

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So do you eat your bananas from the stem end or the flower end first?

[sub]M & P are my middle initials[/sub]

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I really don’t know what all of you are talking about … you’ll have to explain.

Oh. wait. I get it now.

Buncha Pervs:p