You know what I’m talking about. They make your lives miserable for no reason at all, but somehow once in a while will come out the those gems. They’re your parents.
A little background… My mother is as white bread and as naive as they come. While on the phone long distance with her, she complained that she
“never gets to talk with (my little bro) anymore, he’s too busy for her, oh, where did she go wrong.”
Relax ma, he’s fine, hasn’t been hooking for some time now.
“That’s not funny, those people take money for a sacred act between…”
fade out and start to yes her to death for the next ten minutes. So I suggest she try email. Then he can write back to her when he gets the time.
“Well, I don’t know.”
What? It’s easier than playing phone tag I say.
“There’s something funny about his email address.”
Yeah, What?
“His email address is [his email]@HOTMAIL.com. C’mon miamouse, you don’t think I know what HOTMAIL means?”
She didn’t believe me, I had to get off the phone with her so that my father could fire up the computer.
Basically, I want you to let us know the wonderful misunderstandings and flubbs your parents (or other older people) have laid on you that had you on the floor.