I was at the State Fair today. The police have a mounted horse patrol there, and must have been through because there was some droppings on the ground. Some guy who was REALLY drunk, dared his buddy, who was even DRUNKER to pick up some and eat it!
And the sonovabitch did it!!!
:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
Had I not witnessed this with my own eyes I wouldn’t believe it! And it wasn’t a small amount either! It was a large ball of it! He just popped it in his mouth, chewed it up, and swallowed it, then downed an entire beer.
A guy never has his video camera with him when he needs it!:mad:
I swear this is true! Also, there were about 20 other people standing around who saw it! We all gagged at once!
Simple, our dogs don’t come into the house. My wife has bad dog allergies (er, her allergies are bad, not that she’s just allergic to bad dogs), so the mutts are outside hounds. They have lots of shelter (dog houses, the barn), an invisible fence which gives them lots of room to run, and still get lots of attention. Granted they do try to sneak a quick kiss in often, but we’re rarely laying down.
Having horses wasn’t a choice, I think it’s genetic in my wife.
That calls to mind an event from years past. It developed that I was to host a party that would entail manny peoples that I did not know coming to my home. So, I really cleaned up and stocked the bar and put out a nice spread of party foods.
It so happened that this party fell on my birthday, and at the office that day someone had given me as a joke a box of horse turds set in little ruffled paper cups and wrapped in cellophane, in the manner of a box of chocolates. So I left that out on the table with the eats.
People arrived, juice flowed, boys met girls, girls met boys, and much fun was had by all.
When tidying up afterwards, I noticed that the above mentioned box had experienced cellophane puncture and now had, sitting on top, a small piece of one of the aforementioned horse products, covered in french onion dip.
I’m not really a scat enthusiast, but have on separate occasions, eaten small amounts of rabbit shit, live geckos, several species of insects, live worms, jellyfish, and beating salmon hearts. Not to mention cat and dog food. In each instance all were available in ample amounts and seemed extremely funny at the time.
Eating any of those listed above will instantly cause an overload of the senses by viewers and usually causes completely unnecessary excitement.
