…but he’s bound for New Orleans.
[sub]If ya gotta have one stuck in yer head, that’s a good one[/sub]
-mdf
Have mercy, been waitin’ for the bus all day.
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Dang. How come I had to have the boring Jesus. Mine didn’t do canonballs or wear a crown or anything. He did SAY something interesting though, in response to a strange man telling a strange story behind me:
“Ahhhh…the garden of rightiousness, where to weep is to learn.”
I’m not making this up either.
-L
Well, my Jesus was wearing bright orange pants, much like in the photo in the link LNO provided. He was wiry and scrappy. Dangerous yet somehow alluring, that’s my Jesus.
This was a lot more than I needed to know.
Just wonderful – I read the subject line, and immediately the little tune starts up in my head:
Oh the Jesus on the bus goes “Bless, bless, bless.”
“Bless, bless, bless.”
“Bless, bless, bless.”
The Jesus on the bus goes “Bless, bless, bless.”
All over town.
I need to go take my medication now…
I was ridin’ back from Lubbock, I saw Jesus on the plane.
Or maybe it was Elvis; you know they kinda look the same…
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Wow, what a sig!
Do any of your Jesuses, er Jesusi? post on the SD?
I assume he was circumcised…
Blasphemers! The lot of you! Abomination!
What, now it’s MY fault Jesus was on the bus? You want I should kick him off next time I see him?
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Ha! And people think that the death penalty is supposed to discourage repeat offenders.
Jesus lives in my neighborhood. He’s at least 3 of the 5 Latino kids who set off firecrackers in the alley behind my house.
If he didn’t look something like this, then it wasn’t really him…Sorry if I burst your bubble. ;j
Yes, we did indeed have a pool party with Jesus. He enjoys doing cannonballs over people’s heads and dumping bags of ice into full (when I say full I mean eleven people in a two-seater) hot tubs. I tried to get him to do the walking on water trick, but it wasn’t in His Plan[sup]TM[/sup].
He celebrates His birthday Hobbit-style! That’s my happy thought for the day. 
[King Missle]
Jesus was way cool. He walked on the water and swam on the land.
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King Missle! jarbay, I knew I loved you for some reason. 
EW! Ew!
Did anyone go to that link gooti had? Oh my God! I think I’ll stick my with mental pictures of Jesus instead. He looked like a caveman in that picture! Yikes!
A little bit of Jesus goes a long way. It’s good to know he gets around.
Pfff. Why would Jesus want to give everyone else presents on his birthday? If I was Jesus I’d sit on my fat holy ass and demand that everyone in the world gives me presents, or else burn in hell for all eternity.