He was a lot smaller than I thought he’d be.
Yeah, celebrities are like that. I’ve heard Tom Cruise is a lot shorter in person than he is made out be in the movies.
proof positive that it was Jesus:
I saw him on a bus here today, too.
How else could he be in two places at once?
Maybe Jesus is like Santa Claus?
Last time I saw him, he was getting arrested for assaulting a federal officer. Be careful, he’s a dangerous man.
My Jesus was wearing jeans and a t-shirt with brown loafers and carrying a green backpack. What was your wearing?
He didn’t perform any miracles, but he did give a kid who had no money 75 cents for bus fare. I thought that was a pretty nice thing for Jesus to do.
-L
Man, that’s just wrong. I mean, what kind of a meanie arrests JESUS for crying out loud!?
My Jesus was wearing jeans and a t-shirt with brown loafers and carrying a green backpack. What was your wearing?
He didn’t perform any miracles, but he did give a kid who had no money 75 cents for bus fare. I thought that was a pretty nice thing for Jesus to do.
-L **
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I’d say that qualifies as at least a little miracle. 
Hey, he’s got a record! The judge will probably go hard on him too. See what he copped last time?
Jesus is just a slob, like one of us.
Well, not me.
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*Originally posted by SexyWriter *
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Well, I talked to the cop later, and he was a little traumatized by the whole experience, but he was just doing what he had to do. Then again, it’s not every day you get to take down Jesus, so it was kind of cool in a way.
Wait, is this the same Jesus shown here being escorted by a US Marshal after killing two and injuring seven in an abortion-clinic attack?
If he got out of jail already, he clearly does move in mysterious ways.
Maybe Jesus is Santa Claus. I mean, come on, Christmas is supposed to be his birthday after all. And when he’s not delivering presents, he can be commiting felonies, and riding the buses (ya know, considering it wouldn’t be very subtle of him to ride around with reindeer sometime other than xmas) It all just works out…
Did he get off at the crosswalk?
Ack! That is so weird!
I just left Shogun Haircut’s house a while ago, and Jesus was there. Catalyst was there too, he’ll back me up. He piled in the hot tub with us (we filled it with an obscene amount of people) and he likes to do cannonballs in the shallow end.
The saddest thing is I’m not even kidding.
(blushes)
he was NEKKID!
No, he had on black swim trunks! Silly!
shaking head
Isn’t it neat? That be-anywhere-anytime thing?
You know that old Zen koan, “If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him”?
Does that apply to Jesus, too?
no. believe me. I know nekkid. and this was it.
Man, you were gyped. When I saw Jesus on the bus, he was wearing a toga and a Burger King crown.