I see all these intros...

[velvetjones]

@dearissues

I just developed a straw phobia. :eek: I think I should be exempt from this part of initiation. It could be damaging to what’s left of my psyche.

You showed up with a psyche?! :eek: What the hell were you thinking?

There’ll be none of that here. This is a decent family board, no psyches allowed. Now, take your straw and go see that goat in the corner…

[Motorgirl]

@silenus

Happy Harry’s is making a mint off of us with all these newbies checking in. Have we looked into sourcing the goats and calimari ourselves, and cutting out the middleman?

Bad idea. You can’t grow goats & calimari in the same tank. Fight like cats and dogs, they do. Or, more accurately, like goats & calimari.

[Daithi_Lacha]

@Hal Briston

Thank you for the suggestion, else I’d have never know of this quaint-sounding hamlet.

Boy, that town must really SUCK!

For what it’s worth: Welcome!