97 seconds straight this morning when I got up at 630. I knew today would be a red letter day but I had no idea it would be this good. Plus new family guy starts up tomorrow with a new simpsons, so life is not too bad right now. Too bad its also finals week this week.
Next time might I suggest peeing into a 2 litre bottle while you time it? Then you can measure the total pee volume with some measuring cups and find out your output per second.
Um, OK?
Robin
You are *such * a guy. I’m bewildered and read this out to DeHusband, whose response was “Wow!”
:rolleyes:
It’s true. Boys are weird.
97 seconds, eh?
I bet I can beat that.
It will, however, take much beer-drinking tonight. Someone call me in the morning to make sure I’m alive, and cancel my one o’clock.
Oh, man, now I can just see guy Dopers lining up to take this challenge… 
Was it anything like in the first Austin Powers movie?
I thought it was the time over vertical distance that counted, not just time alone.
It’s always satisfying to reach a new personal goal. Ummm… do you always time yourself when you pee?
Sometimes
Mine’s 2 minutes 15 seconds. Curiously enough also close to my record for breath-holding.
Wow, you could’ve written the whole alphabet, in the snow.
It just means your penis is really small and it can’t get out.
Just kidding, but that is darned impressive. I am going to start timing myself now.
Was this totally continuous, or are you counting the final squirts as you milk your bladder for those last few drops? Have you ever pissed at a urinal and squirted so high you’ve pissed out the window above? Now that gives a feeling of accomplishment.
I beat you guys so far: 2 minutes, 21 seconds.
It was after trying to watch Star Wars, episode one, at the theatre. I had one of those bladder buster drinks. I held on as long as I could, but then about 20 minutes before the end of the movie, I had to go. Out of sheer curiosity, I set the timer on my watch and timed it when I sat down.
2 minutes, 21 seconds. Beat that.
And I’m a girl. Sure, I’m weird. But I beat you all! Mwahahaha!
Yeah, but how high did you go? That’s the real test.
That’s a record I’ll pass up, thanks. 
My friend Scott the fat pink Irishman, can empty a full bladder in about 6 seconds.
(very slight exageration)
The volume is there, it’s just a spectacle to hear this huge WHHOOOSH-ing sound when he lets go.
And yes, it’s a guy thing, just like finding urinals in a bar filled with ice. Men, rejoice in our pee-games, let not the scoffing women scoff.
Can i just get a sense of the rules here?
I assume that the time is for a standard, relaxed type of urination, without straining to get it out quickly, or holding back to let it out slowly.
Is that how you judge it?
Sound-engineer guy: “Now boys, just talk normally, but don’t make any hard P’s.”
Stan: “What’s a hard P?”
Cartman: “It’s like first thing in the morning, when it just won’t come out.”