I sick of ralph124c and his stupidity.

[SmartAleq]

@ralph124c

Who on earth gets excited about Iceland’s export of ferrosilicon??
I say, relax, and ponder the role of codfish in the world economy!

“The codfish lays ten thousand eggs, The homely hen lays one; The codfish never cackles, To tell you when she’s done; And so we scorn the codfish, While the humble hen we prize; Which only goes to show you, That it pays to advertise”

That being said, I do suspect you of microcephaly.

[Southern_Yankee]

@Giraffe

I always picture gonzomax typing like Animal from the Muppets, just slapping away at the keyboard in a wild frenzy while yelling enthusiastically, spittle and crumbs flying in all directions.

Funniest thing I’ve read on here in weeks.

[gonzomax]

@friedo

You might find that it works better if you bring some ideas of your own.

The list of babies just got longer.

[gonzomax]

@Giraffe

I always picture gonzomax typing like Animal from the Muppets, just slapping away at the keyboard in a wild frenzy while yelling enthusiastically, spittle and crumbs flying in all directions.

I could give you anal kiddies an explanation .but I am not going to.

[Merijeek]

@What_Exit

It is not just codfish; it is the years of stupidity that have poured from your fingertips.

He’s just a dummy who is very clearly the most credulous person on the planet. I imagine he’s returned more than one “defective” dictionary because it had the word “gullible” in it.

-Joe

[Giraffe]

@gonzomax

I could give you anal kiddies an explanation .but I am not going to.

I was actually in Anal Kiddies 2. I was the one with the giant lollipop and the pained look.

[XT]

:eek:

@Giraffe

I always picture gonzomax typing like Animal from the Muppets, just slapping away at the keyboard in a wild frenzy while yelling enthusiastically, spittle and crumbs flying in all directions.

I think you are being really unfairl…to Animal.

-XT

[Frank]

Back when the board went pay to post, there was some idle speculation about pay for titles, which led to some idle speculation about pay for other poster’s titles.

I stated then that I would be willing to pay good money to assign ralph124c the title of “The SDMB’s Stupidest Poster.”

I stand by that.

[Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension]

@SmartAleq

That being said, I do suspect you of microcephaly.

Which explains the problems with the headwand.

[mshar253]

I think this thread is pretty disgusting. They’re both paying members who, from what I’ve seen (and granted I don’t go into GD), are pretty harmless. Both of their spelling and grammar is a little suspect, but really, no one can get over it? No one can utilize the ignore feature for these people if it’s such a problem?

I think Ralph has brought some things up that, at first, seemed pretty dumb, but turned into good conversation.

Is it possible this mob mentality, this “let’s be the cool guys and gang up on two of the ‘dumb’ posters” would stem from so many Dopers being on the receiving end of that treatment throughout high school? Argent Towers, I’m looking at you and your girlfriend who looks like a retarded Asian who was unfortunate enough to be beaten in the face with a barbed-wire baseball bat.

[JohnT]

@gonzomax

The list of babies just got longer.

He’s making a list, guys.

Actually, for Gonzo, I’ve always pictured Dwight Schrute from The Office.

[mhendo]

@mshar253

Argent Towers, I’m looking at you and your girlfriend who looks like a retarded Asian who was unfortunate enough to be beaten in the face with a barbed-wire baseball bat.

Wow, you’re a real peach.

[Gatopescado]

All your fact are belong to Us! I sick of your Dog!

[XT]

@mshar253

I think this thread is pretty disgusting. They’re both paying members who, from what I’ve seen (and granted I don’t go into GD), are pretty harmless. Both of their spelling and grammar is a little suspect, but really, no one can get over it? No one can utilize the ignore feature for these people if it’s such a problem?

Seriously…do a search on gonzomax posts and read a few samples. It’s not JUST about the fact that the guy can’t put together a coherent sentence to save his life. But read for yourself. If you still feel he’s being persecuted unfairly come back.

As for ralph124c…I don’t have that many memories of his posts one way or the other. Just the sample from the OP though shows s/he needs some serious work putting his posts together before hitting the submit button.

-XT

[FinnAgain]

For what it’s worth: Palin talks like Gonzo writes.

[Argent_Towers]

@mshar253

Is it possible this mob mentality, this “let’s be the cool guys and gang up on two of the ‘dumb’ posters” would stem from so many Dopers being on the receiving end of that treatment throughout high school? Argent Towers, I’m looking at you and your girlfriend who looks like a retarded Asian who was unfortunate enough to be beaten in the face with a barbed-wire baseball bat.

All I’m going to say is, you’re really lucky that this is a message board and not in person, or else you’d be really, really sorry that you said that. It’s really easy to make remarks like that on a computer. I’d like to see you try saying that to my face. I’d smash your face in so bad you’d wish you were fucking dead.

[Argent_Towers]

@mshar253

I think this thread is pretty disgusting. They’re both paying members who, from what I’ve seen (and granted I don’t go into GD), are pretty harmless. Both of their spelling and grammar is a little suspect, but really, no one can get over it? No one can utilize the ignore feature for these people if it’s such a problem?

You idiot. “I don’t go into GD.” Then you’ve been missing 99 percent of the posts from these people that have annoyed everyone so much.

Anyway who the fuck are you? You have 299 posts and looking through them, the majority of them have been in stupid “madness” game threads in “The Game Room” and discussions about the show “Lost.” You’re a real intellectual guy, you are. A regular fucking Hemingway.

Real tough guy over the internet. They all are. Come here to Indiana sometime and I’ll knock your fucking teeth out.

[Lobohan]

@Argent_Towers

All I’m going to say is, you’re really lucky that this is a message board and not in person, or else you’d be really, really sorry that you said that. It’s really easy to make remarks like that on a computer. I’d like to see you try saying that to my face. I’d smash your face in so bad you’d wish you were fucking dead.

You know that he wants that exact response, right?

[Autolycus]

@Argent_Towers

All I’m going to say is, you’re really lucky that this is a message board and not in person, or else you’d be really, really sorry that you said that. It’s really easy to make remarks like that on a computer. I’d like to see you try saying that to my face. I’d smash your face in so bad you’d wish you were fucking dead.

AT, calm down. Responding like this isn’t doing you any favors. Look, I agree with you that his comments were way over the pale. With that said, we’re on a message board, and nobody needs to get his or her face smashed in.

At best you’re a violent yet noble boyfriend, at worst you’re a jealous fool protecting your e-peen. That’s my 2 cents.

[Argent_Towers]

I don’t give a fuck. He crossed a line, big time. Am I going to drag this out into an online feud? No, I’m not. But I said what I had to say, and that’s it.