You have the annoying habit of posting threads and leaving indefinitely, and refusing to return to the thread to offer thanks for answers or to provide cites, references or answer questions that directly refute your OP’s premise. The minute amount of times you have ever returned is solely to heap more answers on your shitpile, never to return.
There’s a word for that, but we’re not allowed to use it.
Agreed. Thoroughly. The habit of posting such questioning OPs, only to completely ignore the replies (or worse still, to read the replies and never respond), is just plain rude.
It’s the pit, you can use any word you want. 
Nope. There’s one in particular we’re not allowed to use. And it fits most aptly.
But there’s lots of other words we are allowed to use that also fit quite aptly. Shitsack, for example. Dumbass. Waste of a hairpiece. Used bandaid. Dog anus.
The list goes on.
What, snugglebu—
Aha - someone who knows without asking who my dog (Binkley) is named for!
I don’t think he’s “that word.” I just think he’s incredibly stupid.
To demonstrate full agreement, I quote myself:
While YOU’RE at it, WOULD you stop with the RANDOM capitialization in your thread TITLES?
Thanks awfully.
I’m guessing Binkley isn’t a basset hound (with or without antlers).
Well, he’s a putz, no doubt. I’m not certain he’s all that stupid, but he does seem to enjoy more than his share of shit-stirring and trolling posts.
I would suggest, though, that it might well be possible that he simply doesn’t think to return to the Bizaro threads he posts. Perhaps he just doesn’t think much about them.
What do you figure the odds are that he’ll read this thread? He’ll probably just start a new one in response. And then never go back to that one.
Oh, I think that’s a near-certainty, Ravenman. While ultimately I hope to smack some sense into ralph with this thread, more practically I hope to just raise awareness of his habits, hoping that people will stop feeding his threads. I wish there was a “ralph124c Rule”, where his thread is immediately locked after 10 posts until he returns to it and answers questions. There are a couple threads I linked to that went a couple pages before he returned (and even then he wouldn’t provide cites or any indication that he took the time to read people’s responses).
Oh man. The “Would I be a good general?” one almost made me mad. The effort people took in writing their posts only to get this in return:
I would make a good general. [return]
I have an industrial/exterminator’s view of war.[return]
The romantic view of how war is wages is faulty.[return]
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grrrrr
This is the most deserving (and overdue) pitting I’ve yet seen. I swear I lose IQ points every time I run across a post of his.
Not only that, his posting style is annoying and his phrasing is obnoxious, all in all he annoys the hell out of me.
Beagle/Corgi. And for a shelter dog you’d think would have an anxiety closet, he’s remarkably well-adjusted.
However, his ‘brother,’ also a Beagle/Corgi, does look a bit like Rosebud. I so wanted to name him Rosebud, but DH thought the it was ‘too girly.’ Poor abused Mojo is made to wear antlers at Christmas.
Argh, I meant to type “but his phrasing is obnoxious,” damn typos.
I’d just like to say that I sit in awe of how much work must have gone into writing that OP.