The other night I fell asleep while watching a porno flick. Can anyone beat that?
Try sleeping through sex, then you’ve accomplished a feat not to be proud of.
Happened to me. Boyfriend was, shall we say, “pleasing me orally” when his technique (which wasn’t great to begin with) got much worse and he started making strange gurgles. After a minute or two I figured out what had happened – he’d fallen asleep mid-tongue flick.
Needless to say we are NOT together anymore.
ROTFLMAO :)
How pathetic would you have to be to fall asleep while GIVING oral sex?
That made my night.
Not as pathetic as falling asleep while GETTING it! (which I’ve done)
Yes but blessed, you are not supposed to doing too much, as opposed to those giving, who (generally) have to do all the work.
The problem is you lose blood pressure after sex, because of major hormonal changes, which is why you always want to roll over. If you can’t sleep during a porno movie, then you are forgetting to have sex at the same time.
Well yeah, but she was still really pissed.
I’ve slept while a hurricane passed over the house.
Twice.
I was in Charlotte, NC, when Hugo passed through, and in Chapel Hill, NC, when Fran dropped a tree on top of the house.
Well at least the “giver” that fell asleep was male giving to a female.
If it had been the other way around she could have choked to death.
Even if it HAD happened the other way around, no, I wouldn’t (couldn’t) have choked to death. Trust me.
When Osip was a small boy Osip slept thru a Apollo Launch.
Osip sleeps like the dead. After a mushroom Sandwich Osip also smells like something died too!