I spanked the monkey at 280 miles per hour!

After Kantalooppi’s post, I’m inclined to say so. I haven’t been able to get above 320, personally. Barring the monkey and mouse exploitation method, I think I need a mousepad to get my speed up.

The best I could do was 60 mph. Damn, I hate getting old :frowning:

First try, 333.

Best so far, 428.

My drawing tablet just doesn’t have the speed capabilities.

Since I’m always willing to research new monkspank methods, I tried SPOOFE’s technique but didn’t change my mouse speed.

Result: 1044 mph

I could, however, only spank right-to-left and not left-to-right.

Maybe some more research is in order…

528 on my first go-round. Hmmmm… and I don’t even have all that much practice…

-BK

1635Mph.

I figured out the same method as SPOOFE…I’ve nicknamed it, the " Backhanded Bitch Slap". :smiley:

2093!

Wouldn’t that chafe?

Stupid IBM finger button isn’t built for speed.

Do you think I’ll get in trouble for spanking the monkey at work??

768mph here

Small addendum to SPOOFE’s technique: You don’t have to keep the left mouse button pressed while dragging the pointer around.

There, I’ve made my contribution.

I got 466 using SPOOFE’s technique.

I got as low as 52 as well.

2109, you…bastid!

I think I have a torn rotator cuff…

I got 2107 using SPOOFE’s technique.

295, but using the SPOOFE Technique[sup]TM[/sup], I only get it up to 309. I think I’m doing something wrong.

Rookie…I got it down to 51 mph…but I only started going for slowest because I couldn’t get the backhanded bitch slap method to work…

I have a “roller ball” mouse and I could sit here spanking that monkey all night!!! LMAO

FTR, I’m not a guy. =)~