I suppose it’s only fair to him to mention that he’s bipolar.
For all I know this thread could take an upswing tomorrow too.
But I’m going to stop letting him treat me with pure spite and think it’s ok, whatever happens.
Hey, maybe this will make you smile, I hope…
**Said you:
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*Said I:
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Then later, same thread, I write:
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And free I still am. 
Several weeks now, going strong! (I have gone on 2 days…I’m taking a break now because it was just too soon.) Time. Time. What the F#$* good is time. LOL!
Stay strong sister!
I will get as naked as it takes to join The Harmless Harem!
… Wait a tic. You get NACHOS at work??? Mmmmmmm Nachos…
Damn. Preview IS my friend. Dammit. Awful coding. Sorry. Eww. And it should have said “2 dates”. DOH! :smack:
& ;j
Lady, if I’m shakin’ it for you in the altogether to make you laugh (and that’s the only reaction someone could have from my shakin’ it in the altogether), I’d better at least get a “sweets” out of it!
But when do I take off my ring?
:smack:
Wrong thread.
Still cute though.
We have cats.
Jesper and Gia.
Mine and his.
How does one go about getting joint custody of a cat?
So you got a hubby AND a lover? I’m sort of confused. I’m very sorry to hear you’re going through such an emotional time. I was married to the ultimate jerk… so I thought. This guy takes the cake, the cherry, the dog, the kitchen sink, and so on and so forth.
I hope you find some comfort in knowing you DON’T deserve this. You’re in our hearts, harmless. We’re sending good vibes to you.
But…
I AM part of the harem, right?
ok, I am a dork… I reread your OP and finally got a clue.
DING Lights are on…
I’d be honored.
Sorry I called you icky. Just arachonofohobhiboid.
Yeah. I ain’t spell checkin nuthing.
I found the scarf I knitted him and my last anniversarry card to him.
crap.
Sorry to hear you’re going through bad times, Harmless.
Divorce sucks, even if you’re ready for it.
excuse me:
I found the scarf I knitted him and my last anniversarry card to him in the trash.
HARMLESS!!
Honey, I am here to dance nekkid with ya!
::Rips off clothes and starts doin’ the kitten dance::
Won’t you come join me??
And on a more serious note - you know we love you and we are all here for you - if you need to talk, please, please contact me. I’ll be here for you!!
I may be a white guy, but trust me, my head is bobbin like a black lady when I say this: Honey, he ain’t worth it.
Ok geez, harmless, I’m so sorry to hear this…
: unbuttons shirt :
Well, I can offer you two things:
: drops shirt :
- All the sympathy, hugs, and warm fuzzy feelings that’re possible to send via our silly little playground here.
: removes belt : - A tale of a couple who got married, and after a few years began to drift apart. It took six months of seperation for the two to realize exactly how much they loved each other, and since they reconciled, they’ve been inseperable.
: folds belt into prime <whap!>ing position and gives you a nice raised eyebrow :
Maybe this is something that happen in this case, maybe not. He may realize a few hours, days, or months down the road that you are exactly what he wants.
: unzips fly :
He may remember the reason he married you in the first place, and do anything to get you back.
: slooooooooooooooooooooly drops trou :
And maybe, when the time comes, you even want him back.
: yoinks off pants, twirls them over head, lets 'em fly :
But either way, you will be fine. It pretty much comes down to this:
: <bink!> one sock gone :
Either he’ll come back, or he’ll stay gone.
: <bink!> other sock gone :
If he comes back, it’ll either be more of the same, or he’ll treat you as you should be treated.
Whoops! Forgot the tie.
If he come back with a new, respectful attitude, then so much the better.
: unties necktie :
If he stays gone, you’ll find someone new. If he comes back and it’s more of the same, you’ll shoo him out the door, and you’ll find someone new.
: draps necktie around your neck :
So, either you’ll wind up in a happy marriage with him, or you’ll meet someone even better. You are way to sweet, funny, kind and wonderful not to. Just ain’t gonna not happen.
: sloooowly begins lowering boxers :
I know a lot of this is things you don’t want to hear right now. I’ve been there. This is one of the hardest obstacles in life to get through. But you have to keep in mind: it does get better!
: <Whoosh!> Off go the boxers! Nekkid Hal!! :
And like kitten said, we are soooo here for you. If you need anything, you know how to get in touch.
Did I say “two things”? Whoops…I meant three: Stealth Nudity!!
{{{{{{{{{{harmless}}}}}}}}}}
harmless…I have been asking for a magic wand for a long time. I would be really careful with it–not abusing its power, not making myself look like some hottie just for kicks, not making brownies low-carb (well, I might do that…that’s genius)…but I would use it to comfort you and remind you that you’re one of my favorite posters and a heckuva strong person.
I’m not a man. And out of respect for you, I’ll avert my eyes from all the nekkid mens walking around this thread.
All of us–we’re always here for you.
s
I know we don’t talk because I’m such a loner buuuuuttt
things like this suck. Nothing anyone can say right now will be the right antidote, but know we all care! So if you want a bunch of naked folks dancing around while you sip alkyhall and eat grapes, add me to the list!
Finally! These belly dancing classes will come in handy.
sigh…
harmless, I know I’m not part of your “official” harem, but I’m here if you need someone, even if it’s the middle of the damn night, and you cant get to sleep. smooch
One more time with feeling:
You have just as much right to be happy as he does.
It is not selfish to occasionally think of yourself. (especially if you’re thinking of him the other 95% of the time)
You are an intelligent, thoughtful, sweet woman who deserves to be treated with love and respect.