I have internet access at school, and two guys in the house have computers.
Do you know what this means?
Yes, you are correct.
My percentage of postings drunk vs sober will likely go up dramatically. 
Calm down, now, I can practically hear you salivating.
–Tim
Homer? Posting drunk? Noooo… I don’t believe it!
Homer? posting sober? Noooooo… I don’t believe it!
This calls for a celebration!! Monkey butlers on me!!
go away troll.
Homer? Posting with his mental faculties? NOoooo . . . I don’t believe it.
Just don’t mix ‘n’ match, dude, okay? Please? For the love of Cecil?
Wanted Man: get squicked. Then post. Marked improvements should result.
Does this mean we can expect more threads like this? Heh, I’ll sure stay tuned!