I take no position on whether Justice Scalia is a homophobe

There’s considerable disagreement as to whether Justice Scalia is a homophobe. Some people believe that he is – and I take no position on whether he is or not – but certainly it’s true that there’s no scientific answer to that question at this point in time.

I also take no position on whether doorhinge was being deliberately obtuse in his replies to me in this thread. Maybe you’d have to be a complete idiot to fail to recognize that asking a question and suggesting both sides might be true is not always a neutral statement, or maybe not, who can say?

Some people would say you’d have to have your head pretty far up your own ass not to understand these rhetorical games, and some people wouldn’t say that. I’m just giving both sides of the argument so I can hear what my fellow Dopers have to say in response.

What an incredibly tedious tangent you started - I can only imagine how laborious this thread will be.

so… you started a thread to emphasize that you have nothing to say?

Yes, although I may or may not be implying something.

This is the Internet, doesn’t tim314 have the right to say that he has nothing to say?

I’m tired of it too, but I can’t let someone else have the last word… it’s a sickness.

At least now it’s not derailing the other thread. And if no one much cares, this will sink quickly.

Obtuseness or clarity is beside the point. The purpose of such statements is to vent the pain the writer feels at having the Overton Window slammed shut on his fingers.

Then I’d suggest staying out of Great Debates. Seriously. You come across terribly in that thread, and I mostly agree with you. Learn to move on.

How would you respond to those who’ve said that this thread kind of sucks?

I take no position on whether I care or not.

They’re wishy-washy.

This thread doesn’t kind of suck. It’s an all out hoovering of goat genitalia.

Chupacabra Gigante!

Perhaps the OP should change his user name to Vroomfondel. Or perhaps not.

I cannot possibly confirm nor deny that such a right exists, nor that it applies to tim314.

You know, it’d be much more in the spirit of the thread if you suggested it might be an “all out hoovering of goat genitalia”, but caprid gonadal suction being a relatively new area of scientific study, more data is needed.

Well, I came for the speculation. Honestly, I wish it were possible to have IMHO-style threads on topics like “How will the Supreme Court rule on X?” GD is terrible for my blood pressure.

I have no opinion of the OP (both meanings) at this time.
I’m waiting to see how this plays out.

I made a special effort to stop by this thread so that I can say that I presently have no comment.

No, he was stating a scientific fact, so there was no need for equivocation.

Knowing that zoid has no opinion of me personally, and not just my thread which might or might not be pointless, kind of makes me want to post something awesome to win him or her over.

I may or may not be frozen in the face of this pressure.

No, wait, I definitely am.