See, now I have to re-evaluate all my knowledge of male genitalia. “Seinfeld” taught me that that pool + penis = shrinkage. So now, pool + penis = big?
Maybe “Hand Shrinkage” is how OJ got those gloves on?
Your dick nearly doubles in size when you’re under water and you claim to have never noticed it? :eek:
Cold Pool (Cold anything, really) + Penis = shrinkage.
Lukewarm pool + penis = ???
I have never noticed this phenomenon before, however I don’t typically measure my penis in, or out, of the water.
It may not be the water that makes the difference. It may be the gentle caress of taking the first measurement manually, so to speak.
Therefore the fact that the observation is being made may be what is producing the difference. This is the Observer’s Paradox. Stop the observation (i.e. stop touching it while you are in the water to see if it’s bigger) and there may be no difference.
Is this the kind of activity that goes on at Dopefests?
Is this what they mean by watersports? :eek:
Just keep on telling yourself that. You’re probably better off thinking so.
I just remembered something.
If you are looking at something below the water from above the water, IIRC it looks about a third bigger. Of course the actual amount of magnification depends on many conditions, but thats a rough number.
Simple: your GF’s fists are smaller than yours; she’s the one that noticed and measured, right?
No, the Heisenpenis Principle.
No, he didn’t say the pool suddenly got warmer.
That depends on what direction you’re measuring in, and what method you’re using to do the measurement: Some methods of measurement will make things appear larger, and some methods will make things appear smaller. But distances parallel to the surface of the water won’t be distorted at all, and I think we already established that we’re not talking about appearances.
and penis ensues
What part of many conditions did you not get? 
Much better
Of all the replies i read, this was the one that got me to LOL. Thanks
Glad to be of service… 
S^G
Maybe the water is making your pubic region fat/muscle contract a little, thus increasing the apparent size of your erectile tissue. This might be a similar process to losing weight, etc. P
Yes, that could be part of it.
Also, you could be getting something like a non arousal form of erection. The water pressure on your legs deeper than your member could “force” blood out of your legs and into the member. And if you are standing in just waist deep water, thats the height on your body where the blood would “prefer” to go.
and then…Penis embiggens