It smells very strongly of patchouli and weed.
I’d better go spend this before someone thinks it’s me. As if I needed an excuse to go to the vending machine.
Yesterday, my wife realized that one of her dollar bills had “God hates fags” written on it in large letters. Now she’s afraid of using it in case someone thinks it was her doing.
I’m sure there’s an interesting story there somewhere.
Contact munchies?
You don’t happen to live in Kansas, do you?
She could just turn it in at the bank and ask for a bill that has not been defaced.
I thought for sure the OP’s dollar was going to have a “I grew hemp” stamp on old George.
Just grab your own pen and mark through fag. Write in ‘bigots’ or ‘you’ or something.
You could always append “haters” to the end of the statement.
A gay comic I know had a bit about having protesters outside his show, shouting “God hates fags!” He was going to march up to them and shout back, “Well, fags hate people who wear cotton-poly blends!”
At least you didn’t spell it “hippy.”
“God hates fags haters”?
You really mus log this into Where’s George!
The construction is a little awkward (in English, you wouldn’t generally pluralize a noun used to modify another noun), but it gets the point across. You could even throw in an apostrophe, if you like. Either “fag’s” or “fags’” would work.
That patchouli is so nasty. I worked in a hardware store where they would come in to get faucet aerator screens to use in their hookahs. They thought it would make them smell less like grass, but it just made them smell like something died.
how about “god hates fags <— haters” ?
Would the gay comic have been more angry if they were hollering “God hates gags”?
Or the gay cook, if it said “God hates figs”?