In case anyone’s wondering, yes it’s a work-safe / mother’s day-safe link.
It’s a grey T-shirt that says “I Think About You In The Shower”.
What’s got wondering is: does this mean
[list=a]
[li]I Think About You (while I am naked and wet) In The Shower[/li][li]I Think About You (imagining that you are naked and wet while you are) In The Shower[/li][/list]
Perhaps a poll?
I interpret it as (a)
Cool! Too bad they don’t have it in my size.
How about:
In the shower, I think about you in the shower
I think about us in the shower
I dink about you in the shower
C I think you smell and need a shower.
There’s a funny line in the movie Mosquito Coast, where a girl tells a boy she has a crush on, “I think about you when I go to the bathroom.”
c. I’m glad I’m a man, and so is Lola.
Or how about one for people who like to imitate Jimmy Durante while they bathe:
Inka-dinka-doo in the shower
What you’ve got me wondering is: would one be less shocking/appalling/tantalizing than the other?