“I’ll take stuffed eggs for $1000”, Tom said devilishly.
You folks must be poaching these puns from somewhere.
The waiter asked me if I’d like to try a baked egg, and I said, “Shirr.”
I’m sorry; did you mean, “You yolks”? More like at this point, they’ve just been whipped and beaten for so long, it’s all for nog.
Were they taken apart with an eggs-acto knife?
Last one to post’s a rotten egg!
I’ll just sit here amid the rotten egg gas smell and sulfur in silence.
Why did the egg cross the road?
To get laid.
Someone said I should try a thousand-year-old-egg sometime, but when I’m hungry, I’m hungry now.
Fun thread to eggsplore here.
Sadly this thread seems to be dying. It’s just a shell of its former self.
Yeah, well, bad puns are a dime a dozen.
It’s becoming over-hard to ensure the pun you want to crack hasn’t been poached by someone else.
It does my heart good to see that this Humpty Dumpty of a thread has been put back together again. Risen from the dead like an Easter miracle.
Just what egg-zackly are you in-frying?
Cracking this thread open again to mention my favorite French novel, Madame Ovary
My favorite song is Somewhere Ova the Rainbow.
Wait, this isn’t the bananas thread? Oh great, now I’m getting my game threads all scrambled.
You’re fine. Post in either or both or neither. And if you post, do so for the shell of it.