I think eggs are ova rated

Egg-zactly.

Sam, you’re cracking me up!

I wish I had pictures of all of you in my photo albumen.

You’re a good egg.

From Shakespeare, As You Like It:
Truly thou art damned, like an ill-roasted egg, all on one side.

I got into advertising by design.

Can’t. He’s rotten. All bum inside.