I think I am as close to perfect as a woman can come . . .

Not saying you’re her, ALLNO, but this whole thing is starting to become a little KayKay-esque.

Not saying I am who? ALLNO?

I am otherwise known as ALLNO, but on a different board . . .

I don’t get the “KayKay-esque” thingy. Mind explaining?

ALLNO = A Lady Like No Other

I’m not sure if you can still do searches on KayKay (after last winter’s board zappage), but she thought that she was pretty darn great, too. Things got a little messy from there.

Oh I see . . .

Nope, not kaykay. Not sure how things can get messy from someone just thinking that they are pretty darned great unless that someone feels the need to put down everyone else in the process.

I found dope boards about two weeks ago when I was looking for a new one as the old one was getting boring and was being over moderated. I looked into about five and finally decided to on this one. So then, you people should not only feel special, but lucky as well . . .

:wink:

I hate to repeat myself, but like I’ve said on these boards before to another twit…you are so self absorbed you should hang a string out your pantleg and call yourself Tampax.

Your not making me look bad or feel bad at all. Hope that was not your aim because if it was, you missed your target by a long shot.

Keep em coming girl, I find them amusing . . .

:stuck_out_tongue:

Someone’s making you look bad. You’re right, it isn’t hardygrrl.

Tansu,

I suppose that you are suggesting that I am making myself look bad. Sorry, I don’t see it. I do however see people copping attitudes right and left based upon their own ASSumptions. I personally don’t think it is very smart to form a conclusion about a person based soley on what they’ve read about them on a message board do you?

With that said, what is actually wrong with believing that you are good, attractive, generous, intelligent, etc? Is there even a problem with being proud of that fact? Is there a problem with sharing it? Should I hold back these harmless thoughts to avoid offending another person? Who is wrong here me for sharing or them for feeling offended?

Please . . . .

I do feel that I am as close to being perfect as a woman can come and because I do, I thought I’d share it. I also figured that in so doing, I’d learn a little something about some of the posters here as well as share something about myself in the process.

I was right, as usual . . .

: )

The perfect woman would never think she was perfect.

I don’t know if I’d agree with you here–a big part of this board is conversations, debates, and exchanges, all of which result in people forming conclusions about, or judging, other people. These conclusions or judgments can be as innocous as “well, you seem to be in a good mood today,” or they can be more along the lines of “geez, you’re acting like a prick.”

In any exchange where someone is talking about themselves, the audience will inevitably form conclusions about them. It’s just the nature of an Internet message board. What conclusions you want your audience to form is up to you.

In the end, your words are all we have to form conclusions about you with, and to be frank, you’re coming across as a little bit deluded, condescending, and, um “self absorbed.”

Sure people can get to know a person somewhat over a message board, it will never be the same as offline though. And because people can be anything thing they want here when they can’t offline, some of the conclusions that people will form about them will be completely wrong. Unless you plan on having a real on going relationship with someone you meet here, then it really won’t matter anyway. But what I meant to post when I brought this up was that it is not smart to form conclusions and/or judge so quickly. IMHO, it is wise to watch, wait, and listen. Have as much evidence as you can gather to support your claim, before you make that claim, before you reach a conclusion.

You wrote, "In the end, your words are all we have to form conclusions about you with, and to be frank, you’re coming across as a little bit deluded, condescending, and, um “self absorbed.”

This is the beginning. And if you think that I am coming across as a little bit deluded, condescending, and self absorbed then so be it. If others think that, so be it. I really do not care how I come across and don’t take that to mean that I don’t care about people or what they think because I do. Some people’s thoughts I simply will not hold in high esteem, they will get less regard and less respect from me than the ones that are timely and well thought out. And I will consider them less important . . .

How do you know what they perfect woman thinks unless you yourself are the perfect woman?

I would like to take the time to add that I never claimed I was indeed perfect, just damn close. I have flaws and imperfections too, I just don’t have many . . .

I wonder what would happen if you got H4e and ALLNO in a room together…

[sub]Answer: BOARD PEACE.[/sub]

Or a Very Special Version of “Are You There God? It’s Me, and I’m Perfect!!Damn you all, don’t you get it!”

[Freud]
I think I see the problem here. Tell me about your mother…
[/Freud]

I know it’s something you’ve mentioned in another thread, ALLNO, but what exactly are your “pub famous cooter shooters”?[sub]I’ve been dying to ask since I read it.[/sub]

Tell us a little more about yourself.

There is no problem here, your just “seeing” things.

About my mother? Wonderful woman, well loved and respected by her family and her friends and especially her only daughter.

Tequila Mockingbird,

A cooter shooter is a shooter (pick your poison) placed in a tall shot glass and then placed between the thighs of the one that you want the cooter shooter from, generally me. (the giver of the shooter must be sitting down). The receciver then puts their hands behind his/her back and grabs the shot glass between their lips, teeth our both and pulls the shot glass free from the thighs and throws their head back in order to drink it down though some cooter shooter drinkers do (or did) decide to sip, suck, or lick the shooter out of the shot glass instead . . .

You know, I think the perfect (or “as perfect as possible”) woman would be able to tell when someone was joking;)

Well when I was young, in the good old days, the perfect could spell too.
My, how the standards have fallen.

Um…
you’re clearly delusional.
Or arrogant.
Or insecure.
Or some intricite combination…